What the -? Donald Trump is crazy. This totally sounds like the exact beginning of say, Die Hard 5 or Poseidon 2.
You know the type of flick. Some money-hungry dickhead gathers rich
people together to invest in some colossal architectual project of his.
And then at the opening there's a big earthquake or terrorists take
over or what have you and everyone dies screaming except for a
courageous busboy, one security guard and some slut in a dress slit up
to her left titty.
Trump and that thing on his head held a big soiree to introduce his latest project, The Trump International Hotel & Tower in Dubai. Apparently, the building is rocket-shaped, state of the art and part of Trump's efforts to get celebrities and powerful bitches to invest in Dubai as the next playground for rich globo-stars.
Naomi Watts, Demi Moore, and Heidi Klum were all in the hizzy at the "global launch
But it's in the Middle East, right? Who in their right f*cking mind wants to vacay there? Isn't it illegal to be gay in Dubai? Doesn't that kind of make it dangerous for ¾ of these bitches?
"Safety is a big issue today for Americans," said Pamela Fiori, editor-in-chief of Town & Country, at the launch party. "I think [Dubai] would be a big risk for them. It's a big psychic risk."
No shit. I'm going to Disneyworld!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 28 photos from the Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai launch at The Park Avenue Plaza.
Featured in the Gallery: Donald Trump, Naomi Watts, Melania Trump, Demi Moore, Heidi Klum, Cynthia Rowley and Ivanka Trump.
Trump and that thing on his head held a big soiree to introduce his latest project, The Trump International Hotel & Tower in Dubai. Apparently, the building is rocket-shaped, state of the art and part of Trump's efforts to get celebrities and powerful bitches to invest in Dubai as the next playground for rich globo-stars.
Naomi Watts, Demi Moore, and Heidi Klum were all in the hizzy at the "global launch
But it's in the Middle East, right? Who in their right f*cking mind wants to vacay there? Isn't it illegal to be gay in Dubai? Doesn't that kind of make it dangerous for ¾ of these bitches?
"Safety is a big issue today for Americans," said Pamela Fiori, editor-in-chief of Town & Country, at the launch party. "I think [Dubai] would be a big risk for them. It's a big psychic risk."
No shit. I'm going to Disneyworld!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 28 photos from the Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai launch at The Park Avenue Plaza.
Featured in the Gallery: Donald Trump, Naomi Watts, Melania Trump, Demi Moore, Heidi Klum, Cynthia Rowley and Ivanka Trump.
Photo Credit: Getty Images
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Zekers says:
From what I understand, this is a tax-free real estate venture for Trump, and his towers will be the tallest in Dubai. Has anyone else checked out pictures of what they are building over there? It is ridiculous...underwater hotels, dozens of man-made islands an amusement park that makes Disney look like the local carnival. We keep pumping gas and they keep building more-I was astounded by what I saw.
b.SL says:
Underwater hotels? Seriously? That sounds both dangerous & sexy.
On another note, why does Tump look so.... smarmy? Doesn't he look like he'd be all "if you don't kiss me hello, I'll ruin you!". Which would be hot if were hot, but instead he's artificially swarthy & looks sticky.
Plus, for someone who has "Papa Joe"-ish tendencies in regards to his daughter, he has let himself go. Look @ that belly. Why so much skin tanner, but no exercise?
Snow Pie says:
A kiss for La Familia of Hollywood. Show the Cabal you can work with them.
Amy says:
There is some scary money in Dubai and is filled with a lot of sex trafficking, from what I understand. I wouldn't get involved with any of that shit.
Go to Vegas, bitches!