Kathy Griffin is saying that she never actually consummated her relationship with multi-millionaire computer magnate Steve Wonziak.
She's an idiot. She should have done everything she could to get
pregnant. She should have done it, and had a turkey baster on hand to
Hoover up any excess. I'm gross, but it's the truth.
That dude probably insists any woman who sleeps with him get her tubes tied beforehand.
"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never f----d him or anything!" she said on Thursday.
"The truth is," she added, "we really were friends the whole time."
Kathy said that she wore a fake engagment ring to last year's Emmys to fake out the press, and Wozniak didn't even notice. Of course he didn't. He's a flipping genius and he's creating A.I. machines in his head to take over humanity.
Wozniak and Griffin ended what the hell that was in April and he's already engaged to someone else. Way to blow it, Griffin.
That dude probably insists any woman who sleeps with him get her tubes tied beforehand.
"We were dating, but were just friendly. I never f----d him or anything!" she said on Thursday.
"The truth is," she added, "we really were friends the whole time."
Kathy said that she wore a fake engagment ring to last year's Emmys to fake out the press, and Wozniak didn't even notice. Of course he didn't. He's a flipping genius and he's creating A.I. machines in his head to take over humanity.
Wozniak and Griffin ended what the hell that was in April and he's already engaged to someone else. Way to blow it, Griffin.
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Embs says:
I heart Kathy. I also heart bears and cubs alike. However, I have to admit I never saw what this guy looked like before. I cant say I blame her. She has some coin of her own. I have a piddly bank account and I wouldnt do him. Then again, I couldnt get preggo and would just be left with the shame and a slight distaste for bears for a while. Hells no. Hates it.
Butchie Leal says:
All I have to say about Wozniak is "Oy vey!!!"