Here's Mario Lopez and Audrina Patridge
splashing around for TV Guide. These two are on publicity overload
lately and "Audrina Patridge" is for some reason a bitch to type! So
she needs to stop!
These two share their dieting tips for "HOT! SUMMER! BODS!" Please, none of us can afford the very expensive trainers you two cretins can! Mario says he doesn't feel alive unless he's "sweating". Ugh, I hate to sweat. The first trickle of perspiration and I want to immediately scrub my body down. This could be the reason why I'm fat as hell.
He must smell like a gym bag, huh?
Audrina says that she staves off the pounds by wearing high heels while she vaccums. This works her "calves and butt".Sounds like a fetish Quicktime clip but hey, if it works for her. And finally something I can do for myself!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of Audrina Patridge photos.
These two share their dieting tips for "HOT! SUMMER! BODS!" Please, none of us can afford the very expensive trainers you two cretins can! Mario says he doesn't feel alive unless he's "sweating". Ugh, I hate to sweat. The first trickle of perspiration and I want to immediately scrub my body down. This could be the reason why I'm fat as hell.
He must smell like a gym bag, huh?
Audrina says that she staves off the pounds by wearing high heels while she vaccums. This works her "calves and butt".Sounds like a fetish Quicktime clip but hey, if it works for her. And finally something I can do for myself!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of Audrina Patridge photos.
Photo Credit: Splash News Online
Website: www.splashnewsonline.com
tony the tiger says:
this lopez guy may be in terrific shape and attractive but he just has to open his mouth and spout something in his girly voice and you realize why his acting career is going nowhere.
he also can't act. i saw him on nip and tuck and it was the same cutesy act he has been pushing for past twenty years.
Zekers says:
*laughing* Great title J.!
tina says:
not hot, even though he's built like that, just because someoe is built, they are not hot. This guys is not hot, short and stubby and not a nice face!
say what? says:
tina, I agree with your statement "just because someone is built, they are not hot", but not for the same reason.
he's (almost) physical perfection, but his penchant for cheating is what makes him unattractive to me.
b.SL says:
J.Harvey you are hilarious. The two in this post are so non-mentionable, but thanks for making me laugh :)