And it's not an STD. Paris Hilton was obviously urged by her people to attempt to offset her demonic skank image with some charity.
Children's Hospital in Los Angeles has announced that she's given an
"extremely generous" donation towards the construction of a 460,000
medical tower at their facility. Can she jump from it?
I can imagine the conversation.
Paris's rep: Sweetie, people have this view of you as..well, uh..
Paris: Oh my god, are you watching The Hills? Lauren Conrad is SO FAT. She's a total cow. She probably has a cottage cheese ass like Kim Kardashian's. Ugh, thank god I'm so awesomely thin. And smart! Wait - what?
Paris's rep: What I was saying is that there's this opportunity to donate some money to the children's hospital..
Paris: What's that?
Paris' rep: A hospital. For children.
Paris: Is there a bar?
Paris' rep: It's a hospital.
Paris: So there's drugs?
Paris' rep: *sigh*
Her contribution will go towards a double patient room in the Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases.
"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart," she said in a statement that she totally didn't write.
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 41 photos of Paris Hilton doing some shopping.
I can imagine the conversation.
Paris's rep: Sweetie, people have this view of you as..well, uh..
Paris: Oh my god, are you watching The Hills? Lauren Conrad is SO FAT. She's a total cow. She probably has a cottage cheese ass like Kim Kardashian's. Ugh, thank god I'm so awesomely thin. And smart! Wait - what?
Paris's rep: What I was saying is that there's this opportunity to donate some money to the children's hospital..
Paris: What's that?
Paris' rep: A hospital. For children.
Paris: Is there a bar?
Paris' rep: It's a hospital.
Paris: So there's drugs?
Paris' rep: *sigh*
Her contribution will go towards a double patient room in the Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases.
"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart," she said in a statement that she totally didn't write.
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 41 photos of Paris Hilton doing some shopping.
Photo Credit: WENN
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Queen Caffeine says:
This bitch looks like she's wearing blackface. Her very existence is offensive.
peachpie says:
that is one big honkin' keychain. are all those vials filled with illegalness?
JNau says:
This is one ugly woman. I don't get why she is so famous, aside from the money.
Zekers says:
J. Harvey, I cannot stop laughing...she so looks like the ostrich that you say she is in that pic!
CAAWWWKK!
Zekers says:
Holy F-bombs Paris! The spammers learned how to spell four letter words? Impressive.
kelly says:
lolololol
J. Harvey for President!
Tom T says:
Man that picture is unflattering. She looks much hotter in this video:
Paris Hilton Audition Tape!