I cannot imagine what my life would be like if I had such squirmy
genitalia that required constant adjusting. Thank God my shit stays in
place, or I'd probably only get half as much writing done on a daily
basis as I do. My breasts are distracting enough as it is.
David Beckham grabbed his junk during the L.A. Galaxy's game against D.C. United, who shut out David's team 1-0. (CORRECTION: The score was 4-1 D.C. United. Sorry about that.) Poor David. At least he can go comfort himself by driving around in his Rolls Royce past some of his advertisements that he did for Giorgio Armani and say, "At least I'm still sexy."
And filthy stinking rich. When he and his family are out to eat and the table is wobbly, he just folds up $100 bills and jams them under one table leg to straighten it out. That's how rich people do things, y'all.
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 33 photos of David Beckham.
David Beckham grabbed his junk during the L.A. Galaxy's game against D.C. United, who shut out David's team 1-0. (CORRECTION: The score was 4-1 D.C. United. Sorry about that.) Poor David. At least he can go comfort himself by driving around in his Rolls Royce past some of his advertisements that he did for Giorgio Armani and say, "At least I'm still sexy."
And filthy stinking rich. When he and his family are out to eat and the table is wobbly, he just folds up $100 bills and jams them under one table leg to straighten it out. That's how rich people do things, y'all.
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 33 photos of David Beckham.
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Julie says:
The score was actually 4-1 DC United
Selma says:
I was there...It was awesome...but the score was 4-1. Unfortunately, Becks did not take his shirt off.
Selma says:
I was there...It was awesome...but the score was 4-1. Unfortunately, Becks did not take his shirt off.