Holy shite! You don't know what this means! The two greatest
musical acts to come out of Boston (and that is a sad, sad scenario and
a story for another day) are uniting! I might have to change my shorts!
New Kids on the Block and New Edition have recorded a song together.
If Bobby Brown were involved, I might burst into fan girl tears.
These bitches need some checks! It's full-out Boston boy band nostalgia!
"Donnie Wahlberg had this idea for a few months, since New Kids had the idea of getting back together really," says some producer guy with the sad name of RedOne. "Donnie's been looking for that one track for all of them and I think we found it."
The track is called "I Can't Handle The Child Support, Bitch, So We Need To Go Back To Court And Address This Situation." No, it's called "Full Service." If that means Joey MacIntyre's going to be shirtless and trying to hit those high notes, count my ass in.
The song will be included on NKOTB's upcoming album. RedOne (*chortle*) says that the recording went smoothly and that the boys "prayed together" before recording. Prayed for a damn miracle that someone would buy this tragedy.
Seriously, I have grown ass men and women friends (straight people mind you) here in Mass. who are JAZZED as hell for this whole reunion thing. I have husbands going voluntarily to the show with their wives' friends! When their wives don't even want to go! At a dinner party one evening, people started spinning that "Summertime" song and bitches were bobbing their heads like it was Dre or something! I can not handle this!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of New Kids on the Block.
If Bobby Brown were involved, I might burst into fan girl tears.
These bitches need some checks! It's full-out Boston boy band nostalgia!
"Donnie Wahlberg had this idea for a few months, since New Kids had the idea of getting back together really," says some producer guy with the sad name of RedOne. "Donnie's been looking for that one track for all of them and I think we found it."
The track is called "I Can't Handle The Child Support, Bitch, So We Need To Go Back To Court And Address This Situation." No, it's called "Full Service." If that means Joey MacIntyre's going to be shirtless and trying to hit those high notes, count my ass in.
The song will be included on NKOTB's upcoming album. RedOne (*chortle*) says that the recording went smoothly and that the boys "prayed together" before recording. Prayed for a damn miracle that someone would buy this tragedy.
Seriously, I have grown ass men and women friends (straight people mind you) here in Mass. who are JAZZED as hell for this whole reunion thing. I have husbands going voluntarily to the show with their wives' friends! When their wives don't even want to go! At a dinner party one evening, people started spinning that "Summertime" song and bitches were bobbing their heads like it was Dre or something! I can not handle this!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of New Kids on the Block.
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littlebigmouth says:
Funniest J. Harvey post EVER. Bring back the Weekly Top Five so this bitch can be right up at the top of it.
stewie says:
NKOTB sounds horrid right now. NE, however, has been recording & touring so they will blow them out of the water on this song.
Of course, there's always studio magick ...
Leslie Talks allot says:
Go check out Donnie’s good friend Nasri. He was the reason they got back together. he wrote most of ther new songs. You can even hear his voice on the chorus of “summertime” and he sings the second half of “click click click”
Check him @ myspace.com/nasriworld.