Rose McGowan Needs To Find Herself Another Director To Bang

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Hatchet-faced actress and homewrecker Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriguez have split. If you'll recall, she started banging him on the set of Grindhouse, and sorta/kinda relieved him of the burden of marriage when he left his wife and several children for her. Sorry, kids, Daddy met an actress!

Rose was supposed to be the star of his upcoming Barbarella re-make, but that seems to be kaput now that they're not longer enjoying carnal pleasure together. What's she going do do now? He might have been her ticket off the B-list.

Rose wasn't just set for Barbarella. She was also supposed to be in two more of the dude's projects - Red Sonja and Women in Chains. Man, she must have a vagine that shoots gold coins after you're finished.

They reportedly split because the studio financing Barbarella wants a bigger star for the lead. Dude, it's going to blow chunks anyway, so why not just make it as campy and weird as possible so people enjoy watching it when they're drinking or drugging?

Oh, and get this - they want Jessica Alba for the part now. That frowny bitch can't do Barberella! Barbarella is supposed to be fun and bubbly in space! Alba walks by flowers and they wither and die!



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5 Comments

July 2, 2008 3:01 PM

though they are different in nearly EVERY other way, mistress mcgowan really looks like dixie carter in the header photo.

July 2, 2008 3:05 PM

I've no sympathy at all for either of them. I hope his wife is taking him to the cleaners.

when she introduced movies with robert osborne on TCM her face was so frozen. like marcia cross frozen. now i want ice cream.

July 2, 2008 4:44 PM

jade says:
when she introduced movies with robert osborne on TCM her face was so frozen. like marcia cross frozen. now i want ice cream.
>>>>LMAO!

Seriously, she looks B-A-D, bad!!

July 4, 2008 8:19 AM

"B-list"? Aren't you being generous? D, E, F, G.....

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