Angelina Jolie is currently up in the Lenval Hospital on the French
Riviera (well, pardon me, glamour mom!) and no one's sure if she's given birth to the twins just yet. Her obstetrician, Dr. Michel Sussmann, has called a press conference for later this afternoon to fill our asses in on what's what.
The hospital announced Tuesday that The Most Beautiful And Fertile Woman In The World has checked into their hospital's Santa Maria maternity clinic to await the birth of her twins, which are sure to bring a new golden age of peace and prosperity onto the Earth.
Brad and one of the kids were seen leaving the hospital early on Wednesday, but there is still no word on whether the next phase of human evolution has begun. We will keep you posted I swear. Don't leave your computer for a second. Like you were going to anyway when this momentous occasion is upon us!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
The hospital announced Tuesday that The Most Beautiful And Fertile Woman In The World has checked into their hospital's Santa Maria maternity clinic to await the birth of her twins, which are sure to bring a new golden age of peace and prosperity onto the Earth.
Brad and one of the kids were seen leaving the hospital early on Wednesday, but there is still no word on whether the next phase of human evolution has begun. We will keep you posted I swear. Don't leave your computer for a second. Like you were going to anyway when this momentous occasion is upon us!
Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of photos of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.
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Schmillian says:
How come their kids never have any shoes on? Trash!
S_M_G says:
God bless us everybody :-))
2 Old 4 This says:
say what you want about the parents but they've got adorable little kiddies
Eyes of Green says:
I want to pinch cheeks!!! They are both so cute!
Snow Pie says:
Moronic Kike Tool.
Living off of stolen scripts.
Jolie's tribe is probably from Arizona. They probably had a native name from her like 'Horse Teeth in Grand Canyon Sized Mouth.'
The name fits.
Snow Pie says:
Moronic Kike Tool.
Living off of stolen scripts.
The ho's tribe is probably from Arizona. They probably had a native name from her like 'Horse Teeth in Grand Canyon Sized Mouth.'
The name fits.
Their Kike Tool buddy Conrad is probably too busy taking scripts written by others off the desks of Kikes to attend the baptism of their newborn snakes. But they should invite him anyway because you know what they say, 'A cabal that stays together steals together.'
Snow Pie says:
The multiple posts wasn't intentional, it was fate.
joan durtz says:
Snow Pie - Put the crack pipe down. Why do you always post your stupid rants that no one gives a crap about on this site. Why don't you do this stupid shit at Perezhilton.com.
Shoo!
Amanda says:
YOU people need to just grow up . . you are all talkin smack and being bitter because you are ALL JEALOUS!!! let them live there life how they live it , no one should be commentin how they go about their business , because in the end --- NO ONE'S PERFECT!
angel says:
Since when in the HELL has a DR. of a movie star come out to reassure US that a star is ok?
She is NOT ok. When they put you in the hospital during your pregnancy its not for REST. Its because you are in danger for your lfe or your twins. As long as she is in the hospital though, she has immediate care ASAP.
Angie should have eaten a little more. She is probably on COMPLETE and TOTAL bedrest and medicine to make sure she doesnt deliver early. Every day in the womb is better than out here.
Of course, we will see in the news that behind the scenes there was an EMERGENCY SITUATION every day. It's gonna sell some rags!
angel says:
Since when in the HELL has a DR. of a movie star come out to reassure US that a star is ok?
She is NOT ok. When they put you in the hospital during your pregnancy its not for REST. Its because you are in danger for your lfe or your twins. As long as she is in the hospital though, she has immediate care ASAP.
Angie should have eaten a little more. She is probably on COMPLETE and TOTAL bedrest and medicine to make sure she doesnt deliver early. Every day in the womb is better than out here.
Of course, we will see in the news that behind the scenes there was an EMERGENCY SITUATION every day. It's gonna sell some rags!