Lenny Kravitz Denies He's Borrowing A-Rod's Batting Glove

Oh, what a tangled web this shizz is! We haven't seen a celebrity sex scandal this hot since the Denise Richards-Charlie Sheen-Heather Locklear-Richie Sambora-David Spade ruckus of 06! Lenny Kravtiz is denying that Cynthia Rodriguez left her husband, famed baseball player Alex Rodriguez, for him.

"There is absolutely no affair between Cynthia Rodriguez and myself," Lenny said in a statement. "This is unequivocally 100% not true. Cynthia is a friend and is here with the godfather of her baby, who is also Alex's trainer, his wife and their baby girl," he adds.

"She came here to escape from everything happening in New York City. I opened my home to her as a friend and I find it extremely hurtful that I am now being referred to as an adulterer."

So hot! Angelina Jolie must be pissed that these whores are eclipsing the Golden Children birth over in France.

Cynthia might have skipped town for Lenny's place in Paris because her husband A-Rod has reportedly been diddling Madonna. Which is probably having an adverse effect on Madonna's crumbling marriage to Guy Ritchie. This is THE BEST SCANDAL EVER.

This will only be topped when we find out that Tom Cruise and Will Smith are bonin' and that Jada has been going down on Portia De Rossi. Katie Holmes won't play a part because her programming won't let her.

Click any of the photos to view the entire gallery of 17 photos Lenny Kravitz, Alex Rodriguez and Cynthia Rodriguez.