David Silver is a sad sack. Brian Austin Green is denying
numerous reports that claim his hot girlfriend, Megan Fox, has left his
clown ass. I need to remember David Silver as that dopey guy behind the
keyboard doing some amazing white guy dancing. Did you know he had an
album? Let's get it on iTunes' "Sad Ass" section.
"No, we're solid. We met on Hope and Faith. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names. We have more time away from each other now than we'd like," he says.
No, honey, she has more time away because she has a career. Your time is spent in front of the TV watching 90210 re-runs on Soapnet and wistfully wondering why you never made it big like Hilary Swank. Damn, yo, I played like I was into drugs and then I was depressed and everything on dat show! Why won't they call me for that sequel, yo? Hook a whitey up!
Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Megan Fox at Fred Segal in the gallery!
"No, we're solid. We met on Hope and Faith. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names. We have more time away from each other now than we'd like," he says.
No, honey, she has more time away because she has a career. Your time is spent in front of the TV watching 90210 re-runs on Soapnet and wistfully wondering why you never made it big like Hilary Swank. Damn, yo, I played like I was into drugs and then I was depressed and everything on dat show! Why won't they call me for that sequel, yo? Hook a whitey up!
Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Megan Fox at Fred Segal in the gallery!
Photo Credit: WENN | Flynet Online
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tina says:
why would a stunning girl like that date him, when there are guys like Jake G.
Phat girl says:
Uh, the heart wants what it wants and lets not forget that beauty is only skin deep. When Hollywood has us ranking who should be together by their looks than they have won and we are nothing but sheeple. Besides tina, has your gaydar been on the fritz or what?
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