This story makes me hate Dane Cook even more. There's a reason
why people detest this bitch. Not only does he come off as an entitled
douche nugget, but he also steals his material and now we learn that he
doesn't clean up after his dog. That's almost as bad as leaving your child in a car. OK, not quite but it's really assholic behavior.
Dane had to appear in court to keep from getting evicted from the La Fontaine apartment complex because his mini-Pinscher Beast keeps taking smashes all over the place. And Dane and whatever skeeze he's thrusting into won't clean up after it. Apparently Cook's been warned several times and the other residents even have video.
"The neighbors all hate him," says a source.
"Dane vigorously denies the allegations in the complaint and is looking forward to complete vindication through the legal proceedings," his lawyer lied.
Ugh, if I was on a jury and I had to spend my day watching video of a dog taking a dump...that's not civil duty! That's bullshit! Or dogshit. Whatever.
Dane had to appear in court to keep from getting evicted from the La Fontaine apartment complex because his mini-Pinscher Beast keeps taking smashes all over the place. And Dane and whatever skeeze he's thrusting into won't clean up after it. Apparently Cook's been warned several times and the other residents even have video.
"The neighbors all hate him," says a source.
"Dane vigorously denies the allegations in the complaint and is looking forward to complete vindication through the legal proceedings," his lawyer lied.
Ugh, if I was on a jury and I had to spend my day watching video of a dog taking a dump...that's not civil duty! That's bullshit! Or dogshit. Whatever.
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Courtney says:
Boy do I hate that bitch Dane Cook.
Courtney is a TRAMP says:
Courtney, you is a Bitch.
Dane rules.
Eat it TRAMP
shuboy says:
civil duty? or Civil Doody. Jeebus, I crack myself up.
Daniel says:
Looks good. This guy was once a vip member of Richromances.com where he writes blog often. I hope I can have a chat with him.
Faith says:
Yeah..I don't get it..
say what? says:
always thought he was a douche, this confirms it.
Cookie says:
Yeah.. I don't get it either...
asdfghjkl says:
Totally lost here.
kaitttt. says:
dane cook is hilarious.
the fact that he lets his dog shit anywhere, and doesn't clean it up, is even more hilarious.
that is gross, but it's badass.
and you know it's funny.
so just give up.
even though he might "steal" shit, which i've never heard anything he said anywhere else.. but anyways.. he's probably ten times funnier than whoever said it first. but yeah i'm like the third person that's lost in this. hopefully you can pick up what i'm putting down.
kaittttt. says:
oh and by the way, it's JUST DOG SHIT.
it's not the end of the world.
he lets his dogshit lay.. so what?
if i did that in my neighbor's yard, i'm willing to bet they wouldn't send it to court.
haha oh my god, you people suck out loud.
swallow that.