Is she a gay man? Terrible blogger Jessica Biel speaks up in Harper's Bazaar
and tells them that she doesn't "need" to get married and that kids
aren't in the picture right now. She also says she doesn't see herself
as "ballsy" or "cool" but she does use the word "groovy." I had so much
respect for her until that last sentence.
"The actual idea of signing those papers and doing all this stuff ... I've never been someone who's like, 'I have to, have to, have to have it," she says about marriage.
And as for kids?
"I think when you make a decision to have a family and children, everything else comes second," she says. "But if I choose to have a family, I would hope to create a balance, because I don't want to lose my sense of identity, my career, and my independence. Why can't I have both? Why can't I have everything? So many women do it."
Damn, do what every other self-absorbed broad does in H-town and have a kid and hire a nanny the second the kid is cleaned off. Have the kid around for photo opps when necessary and live your life. Why all the chest-thumping. Just do it. You have the money. I should seriously be a life-coach.
Check out all the photos of Jessica Biel in the gallery.
"The actual idea of signing those papers and doing all this stuff ... I've never been someone who's like, 'I have to, have to, have to have it," she says about marriage.
And as for kids?
"I think when you make a decision to have a family and children, everything else comes second," she says. "But if I choose to have a family, I would hope to create a balance, because I don't want to lose my sense of identity, my career, and my independence. Why can't I have both? Why can't I have everything? So many women do it."
Damn, do what every other self-absorbed broad does in H-town and have a kid and hire a nanny the second the kid is cleaned off. Have the kid around for photo opps when necessary and live your life. Why all the chest-thumping. Just do it. You have the money. I should seriously be a life-coach.
Check out all the photos of Jessica Biel in the gallery.




































Carly says:
lol. You would make a wonderful life coach.
Why is she on HB anyway? Does she have a movie coming out?
kay says:
She is gorgeous! I am so surprised that Jessica had not removed her profile from that celebs dating site Richromances.com yet. Oh, god bless. She can get what she wants~~Go Jessica~!!
Jen says:
Her great pr team and dating Justin is what got her on the cover!
Embee says:
Wow these pictures demonstrate how little grace she possesses. I like her strong figure and she's cute enough but...awkward!
Tina says:
I think her honesty is refreshing. Too many women have kids without really thinking through the consequences. Hurrah to the woman who might not have kids because she acknowledges that she is a bit selfish and not ready to give her life to her children, rather than abandon them to nannies.
Alli says:
Lainey's rants about Biel are hilarious and justified. Never has so little garnered someone so much attention. Get her agent some kind of award already.
I like the awkward, mortified looks on all the designers' faces: "Who is she? Why am I here with her? Is she doing the Elaine dance?"
me says:
It's because she's a LESBIAN! Duh, everyone knows that!
tada says:
she has absolutly no talent, and her looks are for the dogs she is very masculine looking in the face and body, looks like dating justin is was all in her plans she will never have to work again