This would irritate the balls off of me. Hamptons diva
Kelly Ripa says that her piece never looks off-point. She's married to
her former All My Children co-star, Mark Consuelos. Apparently he never
gets bats in the cave, or leaves the seat up, and probably always looks
flawless and awesome. God, I hate him. It's been in the 90s everyday
forever and I can't step out of my damn door without a giant sweat
stain on my back which repulses the locals and causes children to crash
their bikes. He probably doesn't even sweat. Or he does, and it just
accentuate his cheekbones. BASTARD!
"I will say it is irritating that he wakes looking exactly like how he went to bed, because I wake up looking like a Chihuahua. He closes his eyes, and he's gorgeous, and he wakes up, and he's gorgeous. And he doesn't have morning breath," she says.
Oh, f*ck him.
He's probably dumb as mulch. Good!
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"I will say it is irritating that he wakes looking exactly like how he went to bed, because I wake up looking like a Chihuahua. He closes his eyes, and he's gorgeous, and he wakes up, and he's gorgeous. And he doesn't have morning breath," she says.
Oh, f*ck him.
He's probably dumb as mulch. Good!
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green cardigan says:
i don't know. He's no great shakes . I don't see the appeal. He has that over worked out body that will run to man boobies and love handles once he stops lifting weights.And he's probably boring as f@ck. look at him there with his healthy glass of water and the 'hey, i'm so cute' grin. He probably counts calories and files his nails. Nah ! Rotten.
JH, you sound like you have heat rage. Iced beer is a good remedy for that.
Riverwolf says:
Or he's gay and she doesn't know it! We're always fabulous!
Riverwolf says:
Or he's gay and she doesn't know it! We're always fabulous!
whoa says:
nice pit hair, kelly ripa.
mki says:
I love this couple. She's worked her ass to get where she is. She works and he stays home with the kids, no wonder he looks so good.
couple says:
I feel sorry for that poor lady. I saw this guy's personal ad is still available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com. What happend to this couple?
couple says:
I feel sorry for that poor lady. I saw this guy's personal ad is still available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com. What happend to this couple?
spamalert says:
"couple" is a spammer!!! I've been seeing these fake comments all over the boards - -fucking spammers
Pansy Aston says:
Mark is a college graduate, and works a lot in TV, starring in movies and hosting various shows. Kelly is a charmer, and like SJP, knows she is privileged and is grateful. Both Consuelos do a lot of charity work, while hands-on rearing their children.
Gravy says:
They're making out and she's reaching over for like gravy or something - lol.