Madonna's Brother Is One Vengeful Gaylord

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I love that word! Damn, this queen is on the warpath! Never piss off a queen that knows all your shit. You'll be in trouble. Queens are vengeful! I know one who once called Operation Rescue and told them that his ex was an abortion doctor so they'd picket his house! Oh wait, those were lesbians. Lesbians are vengeful!

Anyway, Madonna's brother has this book all about her coming out. Christopher Ciccone is not holding anything back. Here's a handy list:

  • Warren Beatty went through her trash to find out if she was cheating on him.
  • She keeps a huge portrait of herself in bondage gear laying on a bed with dead animals (?!?) in full view of the kids. Did he mean she likes taxidermy? That's all sorts of creepy.
  • When Sean Penn was married to his sister, he made Christopher cut his thumb and then cut his own and merged them to become blood brothers. Penn approached him years later and asked him if he had AIDS. That's nice.
  • Madonna considered letting Dennis Rodman and some dude from Melrose Place (that's low-rent) impregnate her skank ass, but then settled on Carlos Leon when she met him in Central Park. She was concerned about his intelligence, though, according to Ciccone.
  • Guy Ritchie is a homophobe. Why in the blue hell would a guy who doesn't like gays marry Madonna. She's so gay she's beyond gay. She's the future version of gay, in which we finally have vaginas.
This continued reports of all the dirt from the book mean that I don't have to actually buy it. Sweet!


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2 Comments

July 11, 2008 9:17 PM

Hmmm...not impressed/shocked enough to buy it. What about her penchant for drinking cum to stay revelant within American pop culture-forever?!

July 12, 2008 4:25 PM

She was simply a no talent rather smart business type woman who got lucky. Check out her high school photo---shes damn homely.
Shes' also cheap, a skeez and I can't wait till her kids grow up and we get to hear all about the low end things they will do.
LOSER!!

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