Jessica recently went country,
and by "went country" I mean - switched up her genre in a desperate
move to keep the checks a'comin. Anyway, another chick who did that is
Jewel. Remember when Jewel went dance-pop for two seconds? That was
awesome, and such a bad left turn. In fact, it was a left turn through
a guard rail and crashing onto the jagged rocks below and exploding
into shrapnel. Anyway, Jewel is country now and has advice for Jessica's stupid ass. Start a column, Jewel.
"I really like Jessica. She's always been such a sweet, sweet person. If I were going to give her any advice, I would say work hard and be authentic. Be true to who you are," Jewel said from her van. Which she had to go back to living in.
Authentic? HAH! If this country thing fails, bitch is going to cut a hip-hop demo with Swizz Beatz and popping off on people while booty clapping for the masses! With corn-rows in!
Check out all the photos to view the entire gallery of 33 photos of Jessica Simpson with her little dog Daisy and her sister Ashlee Simpson.
"I really like Jessica. She's always been such a sweet, sweet person. If I were going to give her any advice, I would say work hard and be authentic. Be true to who you are," Jewel said from her van. Which she had to go back to living in.
Authentic? HAH! If this country thing fails, bitch is going to cut a hip-hop demo with Swizz Beatz and popping off on people while booty clapping for the masses! With corn-rows in!
Check out all the photos to view the entire gallery of 33 photos of Jessica Simpson with her little dog Daisy and her sister Ashlee Simpson.
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Lizz says:
I HATE when chicks fuckin wear shoes like that and their toes hang over teh end of the shoe.
Looks SO nasty. I would NEVER ever ever ever do that!! I want my shoes to look sexy, not tranny-licious.
judithjetson says:
Jewel giving advice to JSimpson? ROFLMAO
Kill me now.
And for Jewel to advise to "stay true to who you are" is ridiculous coming from a no talent whore who tried how many different "voices" before finally arriving at her "TRUE" self?
Give me a break!