Tim Gunn says we're going to back spinkick our TVs over this season's Project Runway. I know that headline is pretty gross, but for real. This is my show. Ask anyone who knows me. I'd audition to be on it but I don't know how to sew a button. And I have no catchphrases.

What the hell is Heidi Klum holding aloft? Is that from a carnival? Someone made the balloon in the clown's mouth burst with water!

"It's a real roller coaster,"  Tim says about the fifth season. "[Fans] are going to get mad -- early! There are some big surprises: Favorites won't be there anymore, and I can only imagine how the blogs are going to explode over some of the challenge winners. We say that each season has a different DNA and boy, is that true."

Some of this year's victim's include an older man who shouldn't have a blue mohawk at his age, a barista who I already hate, some chick who looks like a goth version of a Spice Girl, and some redhead dude from my state that looks like he never defecates. I hate guys like that.

Oh, despite the fact that Bravo is totally trying to destroy the show before it goes to Lifetime, I am so in. And you can catch my recaps on Thursdays! The premiere is at 10 pm EST tomorrow!





3 Comments

July 15, 2008 12:10 PM

I think I ever viewed her PRIVATE photos on ♥♥♥ WealthyRomances.Com ♥♥♥ where the rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!

July 15, 2008 1:33 PM

I think it has been moved to 9:00pm.

And I am less than pleased.

July 16, 2008 10:44 AM

I too, have a hard on. Strange as that may seem....

Peter, I am none too happy about the time switch since I will be in Italian class until 9pm on Weds, but Bravo always re-airs the same episode immediately after, so we can catch the re-broad. And if all else fails, Saturdays are perfect for a little fabric flying!

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