Scarlett Johansson: Plain And Tall

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Former design partner of Mooka Kinney, Rachel enlisted the help of sometimes singer ScarJo and my beloved Maeby Fünke from Arrested Development (real name Alia Shawkat). I'm not really feeling these pictures of Scarlett Johansson that she recently did for designer Rachel Antonoff's look book, but then again I'm not the most fashion-forward of individuals.

It's a bit too sexy farmer's wife for my liking. But I am kind of loving how Scarlett's looking kind of normal in these pics as opposed to Photoshop perfection. It gives a mere mortal like myself some hope.

As for Alia, I'm not sure how comfortable I am seeing these photos of her giving sexy face to the camera, but I'm sure George Michael is smiling somewhere, tossing his well-worn copy of Les Cousins Dangereux in favor some new material.

OK, even I feel a little dirty after making that joke.



13 Comments

July 17, 2008 7:56 AM

Lawrence & rain,

I saw you both on ** SICKOFYOURSHIT.COM **

bugger off trolls

July 17, 2008 8:01 AM

Now! Back to the matter at hand....

That bright red lipstick looks so harsh on her - at least in broad daylight. Almost looks like it was photoshopped in, cartoonish

July 17, 2008 8:44 AM

Um. ScarJo looks alright, and it's nice that she's not photoshopped to death, but her HAIR and that DRESS are HEINOUS.

July 17, 2008 9:12 AM

Shave your stinky pits! Yuck. Scar is quite the plain Jane.

July 17, 2008 9:13 AM

Hopefully they'll photoshop that day old stubble on her armpit. eeeewwwwww...

July 17, 2008 9:45 AM

dont think shes pretty to be honest.
but then again ive seen worse

As we can see from these photos, there is a reason most designers use models with smaller breasts. Most (not all) clothing hangs better. All three models in this look book have major hooters. But better models wouldn't help this fugly clothing line anyway. Nor will having Scarlet as a model. Yes, Scarlet is very beautiful. Just not so much in those dresses.

July 17, 2008 11:07 AM

2 old 4 this: i second you on the 1st comment.... i just ignore the those .com pests...

July 17, 2008 12:09 PM

She is a beautiful and talented young lady..a natural beauty

July 17, 2008 12:40 PM

That is a very unflattering neckline for such a large chested woman. My beef with ScarJo is that she's the same character in every role she plays. She's not a very good actress.

July 17, 2008 1:51 PM

I guess someone must be first. I LIKE the dresses! They're very 40's - 50' retro. Classically feminine without being slutty and showing of bits & bobs that should only be seen by the owner in the shower. And, I think ScarJo is a BEAUTIFUL girl!!!

July 17, 2008 10:07 PM

Hello dear ladies and gentlemen!
I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important - CHRISTIAN young lady!
I'll tell you guys more, that clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY - world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be controlled as well. Think wise..
Apparently those clones are very actively shown on your website. This is just a warning, because original person is not happy about those images and video, rumors and etc., in that way it would be really nice if you try slow down that ''actress'' career development on your magazine, original Scarlett's parents will really appreciated that. Please do that, do not wait until FBI agent give you a call with questions. Please remember that original family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials, no matter what form it was created, it all need to be return back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. If you ignore warning after this message, there can happen law suit..
Original Scarlett is not engage!
Her close friend Serg G.
P.S.
H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155. It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.
These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

July 18, 2008 6:42 AM

Ok...thanks Serg.

Back to the important stuff: she has the ugliest tattoo I have ever seen.

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