Ok, that's just me being callous. Going to a therapist doesn't mean
you're touched in the head. It just means you need to talk something
out, or get in touch with what's bugging you, or you're trying to stave
off suicide. Here's Ben leaving his shrink's office.
His wife Jennifer Garner also seems to be using the services of a therapist. Shit, is Violet going too? They're going to end up calling her "Violent" if both her parents are screwy.
Maybe the problem is that Jennifer can't actually put Violet down. You rarely see her without that kid. But maybe she's one of those moms who needs to chill and have a highball while the nanny earns her pay.
This could be the result of those marital trouble rumors we had been previously hearing about. So this is a GOOD thing. Get your shit together for the benefit of your marriage and your baby! I tried to do that with my therapist. And then he nailed me. Ok, I'm totally quoting Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. You bitches are quick!
His wife Jennifer Garner also seems to be using the services of a therapist. Shit, is Violet going too? They're going to end up calling her "Violent" if both her parents are screwy.
Maybe the problem is that Jennifer can't actually put Violet down. You rarely see her without that kid. But maybe she's one of those moms who needs to chill and have a highball while the nanny earns her pay.
This could be the result of those marital trouble rumors we had been previously hearing about. So this is a GOOD thing. Get your shit together for the benefit of your marriage and your baby! I tried to do that with my therapist. And then he nailed me. Ok, I'm totally quoting Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club. You bitches are quick!
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ladeeda says:
Oh, Socialite's Life. This is where we part ways.
You guys are free to rag on any celebrity you like (and that's why I visit!) but posts like this are a stretch. When there is no material to work with you make comments that aren't funny, clever or interesting. This makes you seem like a total ignoramous and I feel like one too for spending time on a gossip site.
You're usually hilarious, but the site's changed in appearance (which is okay) and tone (which isn't).
Good luck.
Rachel says:
*sigh* I have to agree with ladeeda on this one, this article was a stretch to say the least. I hate celebrity gossip, I honestly do, but I read your blog because it's clever and witty. But this whole Ben/Jennifer thing you have going is really making me feel like trash for reading it, and this article didn't help that feeling.
And seriously going to a shrink doesn't mean you're "bat shit insane".
Carmen says:
On other sites, it says they're house hunting here.