Ha! It's America's secret weapon for fighting terrorist forces. We're
sending in an irritating agent known as "Speidi," which will be used as
a biological warfare intended to annoy our enemies to death.
For real though, gun nuts Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt really do want to take their two-headed blond monster to Iraq. Purportedly, these two told Extra that they want to "entertain the troops," but I can't possibly imagine what these two are capable of doing that can be deemed as entertaining. Unless they're going to allow the troops to use them for target practice. That might elicit a chuckle or two. Most likely, Heidi will offer to bang the whole lot of them, if they slip her enough Mai-Tais.
Personally, if they really gave a shit about their country, they'd use themselves as human mine sweepers. Hell, that might be entertaining to watch as well. Kill two idiotsbirds with one mine stone.
For real though, gun nuts Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt really do want to take their two-headed blond monster to Iraq. Purportedly, these two told Extra that they want to "entertain the troops," but I can't possibly imagine what these two are capable of doing that can be deemed as entertaining. Unless they're going to allow the troops to use them for target practice. That might elicit a chuckle or two. Most likely, Heidi will offer to bang the whole lot of them, if they slip her enough Mai-Tais.
Personally, if they really gave a shit about their country, they'd use themselves as human mine sweepers. Hell, that might be entertaining to watch as well. Kill two idiots
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Zekers says:
As if America's reputation hasn't taken enough hits...now these two false-humans are going to represent us?
Snow Pie says:
Head to Iraq and don't come back.
Two Skull & Bones losers who possibly had something to do with Ledger's polypharmacia induced death. He was poisoned.