Jessica Simpson took her "I'm country, y'all!" bullshit act on the road for
the first time to the Country Thunder USA festival in Wisconsin on
Saturday. And she performed to a mixture of boos and cheers. The people
cheering were probably plants. Or it was Cacee Cobb in the front of the stage, showing off her titters to try and get someone, anyone to make some noise for her cretin friend.
Jessica performed ditties off her new country disc, and pissed people off by including a pop hit, "With You." The majority of the audience wasn't having it. Here's a sampling:
"I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert."
"She's an embarrassment to country music."
"Is it true she lets her Daddy handle her jubblies?"
Ok, I made that last one up. Jessica countered the hatred with this asshole statement:
"I don't know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas," Simpson told the crowd. "I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy [Tony Romo]."
Yeah, I'm no kinda lezzie like some o' those other God-hating commies. I'm a normal, regular girl! Who goes to church, and knows how to make roast beef, and dates a football player! Why didn't she just wear an American flag bikini and high heels and eat a hot dog off a string dangling in front of her with her hands behind her back?
Jessica performed ditties off her new country disc, and pissed people off by including a pop hit, "With You." The majority of the audience wasn't having it. Here's a sampling:
"I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert."
"She's an embarrassment to country music."
"Is it true she lets her Daddy handle her jubblies?"
Ok, I made that last one up. Jessica countered the hatred with this asshole statement:
"I don't know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I'm just a girl from Texas," Simpson told the crowd. "I'm just like you. I'm doing what I love and dating a boy [Tony Romo]."
Yeah, I'm no kinda lezzie like some o' those other God-hating commies. I'm a normal, regular girl! Who goes to church, and knows how to make roast beef, and dates a football player! Why didn't she just wear an American flag bikini and high heels and eat a hot dog off a string dangling in front of her with her hands behind her back?
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b.SL says:
Awww. Poor Jess. I thought country people where supposed to be nice.
I know she did this to herself, but really Papa Joe did it to her. I've been rooting for her. I mean, if a gorgeous voluptious blonde could end up alone&desperate, so could we all!
I should be her manager. First, she'd start going back to church. The girl needs Jesus. The, I'd put her on a serious workout plan. So her full sexy (cuz lets face it, her body's the breast.. best thing going for her), and then come back with a full pop-but-kick-ass routine, like "I'm a WOMAN, now!". Nothing too slutty, but hot. Oh, and fired Papa Joe.
She should really look into firing Papa Joe. PLEASE tell me she's ssmart enough to @least manage her own finances- or pay someone to?
I told you I've been rooting for her!
MDD says:
Jessica, in order to re-invent yourself you need to go away for a while. Just a little suggestion.
P.S. Spend some time with your girlfriends and give the boys a rest as well... (Just a thought)