Talk about a curse. This corpse wrapped up in toilet paper has been
following Encino Man's ass around for two movies now. I think this is
the third.
Unlike Brendan Fraser here, Rachel Weisz finally had enough and now Mario Bello has taken her place--I don't know if they're doing a soap opera-style switch out, or if she's just his new love interest--but I do know I'm most definitely not going to Google the plot of this movie to find out. Oh wait, I think it's a new mummy. Still, he should have learned his lesson about mummies by now.
This is apropos of nothing in particular, but my old roommate used to work the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal Studios and his uniform for work made him look like a Shriner with elf shoes.
All I'm saying is that if a mummy attack really does take place, I'm high-tailing it for some Shriners. We can make a getaway in that little car of theirs. I think they know something we don't.
Unlike Brendan Fraser here, Rachel Weisz finally had enough and now Mario Bello has taken her place--I don't know if they're doing a soap opera-style switch out, or if she's just his new love interest--but I do know I'm most definitely not going to Google the plot of this movie to find out. Oh wait, I think it's a new mummy. Still, he should have learned his lesson about mummies by now.
This is apropos of nothing in particular, but my old roommate used to work the Revenge of the Mummy ride at Universal Studios and his uniform for work made him look like a Shriner with elf shoes.
All I'm saying is that if a mummy attack really does take place, I'm high-tailing it for some Shriners. We can make a getaway in that little car of theirs. I think they know something we don't.
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Dave says:
Mario appeared on a celebrity dating site called 'millmatch.....com' where lots of reputable men seek love and romance. He's a certified millionaire there and hook up with several beauties. The main pic looks very hot.
duoniw says:
hello,how is everything going with you !i miss you so much
jenny says:
Millmatch.com? Enough enough! Stop now!
fifth_miracle says:
Dear Dave
Your excommunicated from the island...get ta'steppin' punk>>and take your cronies with you.
Run Dave and never return
SprinklerBandit says:
Brilliant! This made me laugh a lot.
Shriners... haha!
bitterpill says:
Maria is playing the same character that Rachel did in the first two films....complete with accent.
Odd.
angelchrome says:
Michelle Yeoh looks gorgeous as always at least.