Newly out Pete Wentz broke bread with Jennifer Aniston's Summer's Eve companion,
John Mayer. Pete might be fun to dine with, he seems like an ok guy
despite his marital affiliation and bad taste in makeup application.
Mayer would cause me to sink a steak knife into my eye with all his
fantastic stories about himself and all the ladies he's bagged. Ugh.
Shut up.
Though I would hit "pause" on the steak knife if he went into how annoying Jennifer Aniston was. You know he has plenty of stories about how he's had to go over to her place and hold her whenever there's an Angelina Jolie story on the Insider. There, there Jenny Jenn Jenn. The bad lady's over in France and she can't take anything else away from you.
Click any photo to view all 20 photos of John Mayer and Pete Wentz immortalized in wax in the gallery!
Though I would hit "pause" on the steak knife if he went into how annoying Jennifer Aniston was. You know he has plenty of stories about how he's had to go over to her place and hold her whenever there's an Angelina Jolie story on the Insider. There, there Jenny Jenn Jenn. The bad lady's over in France and she can't take anything else away from you.
Click any photo to view all 20 photos of John Mayer and Pete Wentz immortalized in wax in the gallery!
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john says:
I think I fall in love with john. He is such an amazing guy. His personal ad is still available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up. Are you looking girls? I am the one for you!
Cheesy says:
I'm soooooooo SICK of the "witchromances.com" requesting that people to go to their f-up-ed site. No one cares, witchromances. SHUT UP
someone says:
I seriously doubt that Jennifer even thinks about Brad Pitt or Skankalina.Shes moved on nicely, and so should the rest of the haters.
"Someone's" In Denial says:
ROTFLMAO. Poor stupid "someone". Of course Maniston has moved on. That's why she coordinated her sunbathing in too-small bikini's that her azz crack is eating with major events in Jolie-PittLand. Angie has the Cannes Film Festival for a week and two highly acclaimed movies premiere and what's the Man do? Sunbathe EVERY DAY FOR FIVE CONSECUTIVE DAYS in bikinis with her ass showing and her boobs hanging out. Angie has twins and what does the Man do? Go "furniture shopping" with her nips at attention in a tight t-shirt, of course! Those paste-ons nips from www.bodyperks.com have served her well for the last 13 years, haven't they? If you want we can do a run-down of events in the Jolie-Pitts lives the last 3 years and then search blogs for corepsponding shots on Aniston in a bikini - Hawaii, Mexico, Cali, Miami - or running around with her nips hard as pebbles in 85 degree weather...or my personal favorite, a new romance - Vaughn, Ryan Kavanaugh, Paul Sculfor, Brian Bouma and now John Mayer who once waxed about how Brad no longer has the luxury of being able to fantasize about the most desirable woman alive while another woman is giving him a BJ. Each romance coincided with something happening in Brad or Angie's lives. Aftere we finish the list you can re-iterate how you think Aniston has "moved on". The only thing she's moved on from is men - because none of them can stand her selfish, neurotic, needy ass for long than a few quick fcuks. Brad should have gotten an "I Survived Jen" award for putting up with her crap for almost 7 years! Fake positive pregnancy tests for a birthday prezzie? B#tch is bent.
Red Rooster says:
3:19 p.m. -- Spamming again for your lame website. Yawn.
holy crap! says:
"someone" may be in denial, but egad...someone else sure has a brangie obsession...
you seem awfully informed on JA's whereabouts and actions for someone who seems to hate her. you keep tabs on how many days in a row she sunbathes? and what the temp is when her nips are hard? (psst - BTW, it's not only the cold that makes nips hard...) and the timing of her relationships?
methinks the bent bitch is YOU.