Heather Mills Is Missing A Publicist As Well As A Leg

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One-legged maniac Heather Mills drove her almost-as-crazy publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, into quitting.

"Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person," Elyzabeth (yes, that's how this chick spells it) says. "Since her divorce?" Try "since that traffic accident absconded with her leg!"

Elyzabeth (no, seriously, she uses a "z" and a "y") says that a recent altercation with Paul McCartney's ex-wackjob made her realize that Heather is a huge bitch.

"I reminded her that she was not 'God' and she answered, 'I will never ever talk to you again,'" she says.

"I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more," she added. "I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention."

Elyzabeth (seriously, a "y" and "z", you know she gave herself that name and spelling) says that it was Heather referring to her as "stupid" that set this all off. You worked with Heather Mill, the one-legged moneygrubbing psychoslut! You are stupid!

Check out all 11 photos of Heather Mills in the gallery!



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3 Comments

July 25, 2008 11:47 AM

I don't think i would be able to take that either. there comes a line that shouldn't be crossed between friends or professionals, she seems to have crossed both in one sloppy bound!

July 25, 2008 5:55 PM

This lady looks a little ugly. But I saw she has a profile with many hot Bikini photos at a wealthy dating site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

July 26, 2008 9:11 AM

Does this maniac have ANY friends left? That aren't on her payroll, that is.

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