This is the hottest piece I've seen all week. Ok, so Miley Cyrus is apparently a total bitch and extremely jealous of this Selena Gomez
person who Disney is grooming to replace her ass. Because let's face
it, nothing lasts forever and Miley's headed for Britney-ville. I see
crow's feet and she's showing up in wet t-shirt pictures.
So check out this AWESOME video in which Miley and her older friend Mandy (how old is that chick anyway and should a 25-year-old be hanging out with someone that young? Golddigging friendship!) satirize a video that Selena Gomez and her Disney friend Demi Lovato made. They're not even subtle about it. I was waiting for Miley to go "Hi everyone, I'm Selena Gomez and I'm a total c*nt."
This might also have something to do with the fact that Selena is allegedy performing the Altoids during oral trick with MIley's ex Nick Jonas. High school!
It's refreshing to see tweens act like tweens. Miley and Mandy are evil whores. And we love it. We also love that Miley seems like she's been drinking her face off. Oh please let this be a whole back-n-forth series!
And do these hoes just hang out on YouTube all day, looking at videos? Christ, we have so much in common.
Check out all 11 photos of Miley Cryus and Selena Gomez in the gallery!
So check out this AWESOME video in which Miley and her older friend Mandy (how old is that chick anyway and should a 25-year-old be hanging out with someone that young? Golddigging friendship!) satirize a video that Selena Gomez and her Disney friend Demi Lovato made. They're not even subtle about it. I was waiting for Miley to go "Hi everyone, I'm Selena Gomez and I'm a total c*nt."
This might also have something to do with the fact that Selena is allegedy performing the Altoids during oral trick with MIley's ex Nick Jonas. High school!
It's refreshing to see tweens act like tweens. Miley and Mandy are evil whores. And we love it. We also love that Miley seems like she's been drinking her face off. Oh please let this be a whole back-n-forth series!
And do these hoes just hang out on YouTube all day, looking at videos? Christ, we have so much in common.
Check out all 11 photos of Miley Cryus and Selena Gomez in the gallery!
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Trix says:
And now, for me to display how insanely lame I am-- everyone's randomly picking up this story now, but that Miley and Mandy video was made a looong time ago. It was before Selena Gomez dating Nick Jonas, so it's really just Miley exercising her power as head bitch at Disney.
Trix says:
And now, for me to display how insanely lame I am-- everyone's randomly picking up this story now, but that Miley and Mandy video was made a looong time ago. It was before Selena Gomez dating Nick Jonas, so it's really just Miley exercising her power as head bitch at Disney.
ashes says:
I feel the same way about the twenty-something friend. I bet she's the reason all of Miley's pics get out.
Dawn says:
why did i just watch that? i just willingly defiled my brain. whyyy?
Laura says:
Well, if I was Miley Cyrus I'd also hate the Gomez girl because she's about a hindred times better looking than Cyrus and very probably more talented (not that it takes a lot to be more talented than Miley or that it matters at all, apparently).
whatever. says:
these disney girls dating any jonas brother is bullshit publicity. clearly, the jonas brothers are all gay, and there is nothing wrong with that. but disney needs to pretend they are straight and virginal and christian. also, miley cyrus's best friend is 20 yrs old so that makes miley's friend a fucking creep!
Amanda says:
I'm just....
Could someone please like... take away Miley's computer, get her a cell phone that doesn't have a camera, and supervise her ass?
Also, I don't think it's bad for her to have friends that are older... I just think it's bad for her to have friends who are scumbags.
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ali says:
I thing them two hoebags are full of shit and both suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think that selena gomez is the bitch.She goes around pretending to be sweet and nice and untouchable but she is just hiding her other side.THe bitch side.I fucking hate that bitch,slut,h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!