Cover your face, Angelina Jolie has tear gas. There was a big ole'
ruckus up at Brad Pitt and Angie's chateau in Miraval yesterday.
Security guards, cops and the paparazzi got into a huge brawl. Photographers are all up in their grille lately.
I can picture Angie sitting on her throne of ivory and gold and cocking her beautiful head slightly.
"Bradley, what is that terrible noise I hear? Investigate! Quickly! I shall remain here, pondering the universe and readying for our next child! The twins? They're somewhere in the nursery! I think! I don't think the petri dish was blessed on that one. I'm on to the next project! I am going to birth a Savior, damnit!"
Two photographers dressed in camoflauge (heh) made their way onto the estate and were met with force by two security guards. The French gendarmes were called in.
"One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you're not necessarily going to politely show them the way out," a police spokeswoman said.
Those photographers are probably dead by now. Angie and Brad own France! Though, Cop Lady doesn't seem too effervescent about the two of them.
"I won't hide for you that this kind of thing is really not the type of problem that interests us," she said. "There are, in my opinion, far more important things than paparazzi taking photos of a glamor couple."
Oh yeah, she's over their asses.
I can picture Angie sitting on her throne of ivory and gold and cocking her beautiful head slightly.
"Bradley, what is that terrible noise I hear? Investigate! Quickly! I shall remain here, pondering the universe and readying for our next child! The twins? They're somewhere in the nursery! I think! I don't think the petri dish was blessed on that one. I'm on to the next project! I am going to birth a Savior, damnit!"
Two photographers dressed in camoflauge (heh) made their way onto the estate and were met with force by two security guards. The French gendarmes were called in.
"One can imagine that if you discover someone in your garden who is taking your photo then you're not necessarily going to politely show them the way out," a police spokeswoman said.
Those photographers are probably dead by now. Angie and Brad own France! Though, Cop Lady doesn't seem too effervescent about the two of them.
"I won't hide for you that this kind of thing is really not the type of problem that interests us," she said. "There are, in my opinion, far more important things than paparazzi taking photos of a glamor couple."
Oh yeah, she's over their asses.
maire says:
She is nice Momma~~But I am a little uncomfortable to view some photos of Brad on Richromances .com where celebrities and wealthy guys are talking about it. What is he looking for over there?
ohmyword says:
Apparentely, Brangelina think that only they are entitled to exploit their children for money and attention. Maybe they'll have a "tragic" accident and the kids will go to Brad's parrents. That's the only hope I see for those kids having a normal life and for the world to be rid of Brangelina for good. BWAHAHAHA!