Wow, I really don't mind being fatter than Madonna if it means
my face has the necessary padding to keep it from looking like this.
Our girl needs to skip at least one yoga session a week and just take a
nap. Old people need naps! I need naps and I'm not even that old yet. I
plan on sleeping through most of my Golden Years.
Worn out from working out and defending the honor of her rumored-to-be dissolving marriage to Guy Ritchie, Madge and her hubby have decided to renew their vows in a Kabbalah ceremony, contrary to the talk that Guy has just about had it with Madonna's passion for the religion.
A source told The Sun, "It's a very important dinner for them--they want everyone to know they are still in love. Em and Guy are making speeches in front of the rabbis." Well look at that. Everything's fine!
Check out all 22 photos of Madonna and family at the Kabbalah Center in the gallery!
Worn out from working out and defending the honor of her rumored-to-be dissolving marriage to Guy Ritchie, Madge and her hubby have decided to renew their vows in a Kabbalah ceremony, contrary to the talk that Guy has just about had it with Madonna's passion for the religion.
A source told The Sun, "It's a very important dinner for them--they want everyone to know they are still in love. Em and Guy are making speeches in front of the rabbis." Well look at that. Everything's fine!
Check out all 22 photos of Madonna and family at the Kabbalah Center in the gallery!
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devil says:
So that's why Madonna lets Lourdes keep the unibrow...then Madonna won't be the only ugly one in the photos.
When did Madonna get that awful overbite? Maybe from the botched facelift?
None of us likes aging, but aging naturally looks a lot better than this.
killer-shoes says:
NO sugar, fat, dairy, meat or healthy grains, excessively works out to prevent an unwanted thought, obtrusion, or contact of her intimate life? She gets what she wants then she loses interest. In other words, something happened that makes her use the exercising as a way to have a private life apart from obligations she hates? OCD is an addiction to the chemicals the body releases, or it could be an obessive personality disorder that makes her desire to have youthful perfections and ward off old age and menopause. Obsessive complusive disorder (OCD)? She doesn't look classy, healthy, happy or successful.
She's cruel, fickle, deviant, bossing and worry about money, power and ticking others off for her jollies.. she is getting the face and poor health she deserves..
Stickler says:
Her arms look awful. Ew.
She really needs to let her kid wax that unibrow...or not wear head gear that attracts attention to it. Yeesh.
Zelda F. says:
Man - I'm having a hard time believing my eyes here. Can those possible be real photos? If so, she's had some chipmunk cheek implants...
Elle says:
Seriously she looks to ill to be able to make a good decision as to renewing old vows or making new ones.She looks as if she needs to recover physically and spiritually before making any commitments.
Tisha says:
Madonna is two months younger than I am. All the money in the world doesn't stop aging. A person's character increases in importance with age. Every ten years, the kind, but plain women at my high school reunions look more beautiful, as it becomes more obvious what's shining from within. Madonna has the money to raise her children well, continue her charity work and become ever more lovely. I wish her the very best!
toney littles says:
did you see the before and after photos on www.celebrityupsanddowns.com she looks so different today
Anne Arkham says:
I'm on record as saying I like the unibrow on Lourdes, but now she's rocking a mustache. Have to say I'm against that.
jo says:
yes, if she is old enough for eye shadow and lip gloss, shes old enough to wax the upper lip.
And yes, Madonna had no such cheekbones when she was younger.
Deborah says:
K, these Madge shots make *me* feel better when I look in the mirror. She's mostly normal, by gods! And lay off the Lourdes hate, folks, she is a kid.
kvp says:
Please. These pictures are doctored. Look at her left upper arm - very fake-looking shadow on it.
Janepitt says:
The kid is almost 12, she has a mustache to go with those Frida brows. It's not hate, the child needs some hair removal. She is beautiful even with the excessive facial hair.
Janepitt says:
The kid is almost 12, she has a mustache to go with those Frida brows. It's not hate, the child needs some hair removal. She is beautiful even with the excessive facial hair.