The greasy Cristiano Ronaldo has concluded his whirlwind tour of Los Angeles with a dip in the pool at the Beverly Hills Hotel. The crutch-wielding soccer star was then spotted at LAX, greased, tanned and hobbling through security to get the hell out of there.
He probably saw Paris Hilton a'comin. You can always tell when she's in the vicinity because of the giant vampire bats that have flown out of her vagina flocking above in the air.
Cristian has been crutching around every LA nightspot possible, and checking out the local action. He's supposedly in a relationship, and there was no signs that he cheated. You don't want to cheat on anybody when you're on crutches. Its easier to chase you down, tackle you and beat you.
He probably saw Paris Hilton a'comin. You can always tell when she's in the vicinity because of the giant vampire bats that have flown out of her vagina flocking above in the air.
Cristian has been crutching around every LA nightspot possible, and checking out the local action. He's supposedly in a relationship, and there was no signs that he cheated. You don't want to cheat on anybody when you're on crutches. Its easier to chase you down, tackle you and beat you.
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marie says:
He is such an amazing guy. His personal ad is still available at that millionaire dating site Richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up. Are you looking girls? I am the one for you!
amanda says:
:S . . . it's Cristiano Ronaldo not Cristian Ronaldo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!