The glorious and majestic Katie Price aka Jordan has been banned from the Cartier Polo Event in Windsor, England for being too "chavvy." Which I assume means "whorish." Or "gross." Or maybe "too bulky in the front."
Katie is said to be "incredibly upset" about the snub. Well, yeah. She wanted to spread her legs on the back of a stallion, feel the bucking and vibrations, and wield a big phallic symbol.
Price has reportedly learned how to play polo and loves horsies.
She asked to be part of the VIP section. And got her face laughed in. She then offered to pay for a table for ten, and told her that her money was no good. It's bad when you can't even pay to get in. That's when you fall back and drink in your room and pray for friends.
"It's true, Cartier didn't want Katie there. We cannot understand it because Katie has worked with Cartier before. She's been in the presence of Royalty before; she's met the Queen and appeared at the Royal Variety Performance. It's a big shock and Katie is incredibly upset," her spokespursecarrier said.
They neglected to mention that she broke into all those events and was tasered and thrown out.
Katie is said to be "incredibly upset" about the snub. Well, yeah. She wanted to spread her legs on the back of a stallion, feel the bucking and vibrations, and wield a big phallic symbol.
Price has reportedly learned how to play polo and loves horsies.
She asked to be part of the VIP section. And got her face laughed in. She then offered to pay for a table for ten, and told her that her money was no good. It's bad when you can't even pay to get in. That's when you fall back and drink in your room and pray for friends.
"It's true, Cartier didn't want Katie there. We cannot understand it because Katie has worked with Cartier before. She's been in the presence of Royalty before; she's met the Queen and appeared at the Royal Variety Performance. It's a big shock and Katie is incredibly upset," her spokespursecarrier said.
They neglected to mention that she broke into all those events and was tasered and thrown out.
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missy says:
If she loves horses then why does she like polo? Isn't it painful for the horses? Don't they get accidentally hit all the time?
V says:
Chavvy means trailer park trash. Somebody that likes a lot or gold and sports wear.
2 Old 4 This says:
Chawvy : see Vicky Pollard on Little Britain
meadowgirl says:
i don't care, i still love Katie Price. she's totally a chav but she would have worn a fantastically ridiculous hat at least to the event!!!!
those snotty Brits can just suck it!
Team Katie!!!
pee ess i LOVE Vicky Pollard. yeah, i mean no, i mean yeah, i mean SHUT UP! lol!
tiff says:
1. chavvy 94 up, 41 down
from lower class council estates,scum of british society
dragged up by parents who are just as bad.
an absolute joke they should all be erased permanently!
stinkin' attitude,insecure,gold ridden,dirty,ugly, rough,absolutely no idea about life,they think there in some gangster world(only on there estate!)
made of steal!!(NOT) complete gobshites
by chavvy hater Apr 15, 2004 email it 0 comments
2. chavvy 49 up, 1 down
An adjective used to brand something, such as an item, object, activity, TV show, even a moral choice etc, that would stereotypically appeal to a chav
e.g: Burberry, Bling, casual sex and associated low morals, Little Britain the list goes on.
The word is pretty much always used in a negative sense by non-chavs, as to them the thing in question is undesirable.
Guy 1: These trainers are cool.
Guy 2: Nike? It's a bit chavvy isn't it?
Guy 1: Oh yeah, suppose so *puts down trainer in disgust*
chavvy chav bling nike stereotype
by PsychoFox Aug 13, 2007 email it 0 comments
3. Chavvy 34 up, 24 down
Gypsy's use this word to refer to childeren.
"Get your little chavvy's out of the road"
Mr Giggles says:
HAHA, just goes to prove that money doesn't BUY class, even if you have over 50 million quid.
This is the woman who has people to write her books for her as she can't be arsed to write them herself the lazy bitch.
G says:
CHAV actually means: Council
House
And
Violent
Anne Arkham says:
J. Harvey, you go to YouTube and search for Little Britain. Right now. I'm disappointed in you.
marie says:
One of my friends told me she is a certified millionaire member at richromances.com where many beautiful people are looking for fun.I don't know if it is true.
marie says:
One of my friends told me she is a certified millionaire member at richromances.com where many beautiful people are looking for fun.I don't know if it is true.
Zelda F. says:
Oh God, I LOVE Little Britain!!! That's GOT to be the chavviest show on television here and across the pond. Glad to see other Yanks are enlightened too. Now if everyone could just experience Dr. Who and Top Gear. And of course, Torchwood.