Who Stole Catherine Zeta-Jones' Body?

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Catherine Zeta-Jones and old-ass husband Michael Douglas are vacationing in St. Tropez and photographers captured Cathy in one of those beach caftan things, with thin legs and sad boobs swingin' low.

Where's the voluptuous? You mean all that cell phone commercials where she looks like she has a knock-out body and Beyonce-thick legs were CGI?

Zeta-Bones and Douglas have two kids together and look to be doing that easing into the golden twilight of their life thing. Gray hair? Check. Softening bodies? Check. Big floppy hats? Check. Golf shirts? Check? More money than Jesus? Check. Damn them to hell for that last one!


Photo Credit: INF Daily
Website: www.infdaily.buzznet.com

8 Comments

July 29, 2008 1:43 PM

I don't see any swinging boobs or 'thin' legs. She looks fit.

July 29, 2008 1:56 PM

What are you talking about? She looks great!!! I don't see anything wrong with her at all!

July 29, 2008 2:13 PM

She looks fabulous!

July 29, 2008 4:24 PM

she looks absolutely gorgeous. Some Bikini photos of her can be found at a wealthy dating site richromances.com where celebrities and wealthy singles are hooking up.

July 29, 2008 9:08 PM

her face is okay, but she's got old lady chicken legs. skinny and gross. they look exactly like Michael Douglas' legs in the pic!

July 30, 2008 10:13 AM

i think she looks good.

He looks great. She needs to give that dress to charity.

January 28, 2009 5:35 PM

lavidjio

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