She is totally that little girl who was born without smile muscles. Allure magazine threw Victoria Beckham
a party at the Beverly Thompson Hotel and that still didn't make her
happy. Damn, a magazine throw you a party and that doesn't make you
happy? I'd be dancing on tables holding a shot of tequila and screaming
for the DJ to turn it up!
Posh rolled up in a Rolls Royce with her Thigh Master, and was celebrated by guests Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale, and the only lesbians that matter - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.
Seriously, what's up her ass? Maybe she should go build houses in Africa. Maybe that's it! Maybe she's too self-involved and needs to look outside her frowny life!
Check out all 45+ photos from Allure's party honoring Victoria Beckham in the gallery!
Posh rolled up in a Rolls Royce with her Thigh Master, and was celebrated by guests Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale, and the only lesbians that matter - Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.
Seriously, what's up her ass? Maybe she should go build houses in Africa. Maybe that's it! Maybe she's too self-involved and needs to look outside her frowny life!
Check out all 45+ photos from Allure's party honoring Victoria Beckham in the gallery!
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Zekers says:
"Posh rolled up in a Rolls Royce with her Thigh Master" Hahahahahaha!!!
d.LauRen says:
I have NO idea why I am about to, what sounds like, defend Mrs. Et phone home, BUT... maybe that is her look... you know, she might be really really in the inside, but her face is just stuck that way....
but any who.... back to me...
i had him for my thigh master, SMILey would be my FIRST NAME.... dang he is a "***hottie***"!!!
dang... what a lucky fluzie... ah what were we talking about... l
greencardigan says:
I'd be dancing on tables holding a shot of tequila and screaming for the DJ to turn it up!
For some reason, that line cracks me up!
i think Posh thinks the pout is sexy and its kind of her signature now, like pink was Julia's signatu' calar in that movie about all those old flaps down south. Can't remember the name. What am i talking about? Where am i?
T-Bone says:
I believe you're speaking of Steel Magnolias, Green.
And I think you're right. She either loves that "signature look" or she hates the way she looks when she smiles. Maybe she's seen photos of herself smiling and thinks she looks bad or fat or whatever. Too bad, really, because smiling and laughter usually make people more attractive. Girl needs to turn that frown upside down ;)
b.SL says:
Damn, Eva Longwhoria got faaaat. She has aged about 10 years overnight. It would be okay if she was in middle America, but she's in Hollywood & we practically celebrated her hotness for 3 years, and now she looks like someone's dowdy, older aunt who got "glamerous" for the night. Tre average, and not cute.
And BTW,, me & my gf are the only lesbians that matter, and after than Ellen & Portia. Silly man.
d.LauRen says:
i think Eva is pg... even though i read she was getting fat for her show, but nah... i donts buys it
she be w/child... shoot when i was pg... i stopped strangers and showed them my little black dot of my 6 week ultrasound... "see that black dot, that my baby"....now that she is 7 I am like "yeah that monkey swinging from tree to tree, yup thats my brat. LOL
Mr Giggles says:
Oh fucking hell, can't this bitch EVER smile?
She has everything, money, big house, three kids, husband with a massive cock (so we are lead to believe) her own clothes label and perfume.....Still can't even crack a smile. Why do you think her kids look so miserable when she is with them. Poor kids, I really feel sorry for them.
Mjoy says:
RE: why she won't smile (or eat, for that matter):
It's SO the cheekbones people!!!