Madonna Looks Human, Michael Moore Now Working As Magician

August 3, 2008
2:29 PM


Michael Moore must be some sort of goddamn wizard. Because Madonna looks halfway human here. Lately, she's looked like she crawled out of the sea to drag sailors to a watery grave.

Here she is introducing her Malawi documentary I Am Because We Are at pal Michael Moore's Traverse City Film Festival in Michigan.

Madonna's from Michigan. She was smart to do the makeover otherwise they would have shot her shambling zombie ass on sight at the border despite her coming from there. It would have been a total George Romero situation and rightfully so.

(Seriously, she needs to buy her make-up artist a small country. Or at least shower her ass with diamonds, rubies and emeralds.)

Click any image in the gallery for 14 more photos of Madonna and Michael Moore at the Traverse City Film Festival!


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August 3, 2008 2:57 PM
Pia says:

Not everyone is happy having them here...

August 3, 2008 2:58 PM
Pia says:

Not everyone is happy having them here...

August 3, 2008 3:50 PM
Fox says:

Madonna always looks great, We Love Madonna !

August 4, 2008 9:08 AM
wawawewo says:

she looks amazing.. cant believe this woman is just about 50!

August 4, 2008 9:19 AM
joseph says:

i hope he doesn't eat her.

August 4, 2008 11:54 AM
Ashley says:

Please that bitch is shisty as hell. I read her brother's biography. Damn with that much money you'd think she'd be a little more giving.

I had no opinon of her before reading it, but after, I'm more along the lines of not liking her. I don't hate her, but damn she must have the lonliest life ever.

August 4, 2008 12:57 PM
killershoes says:

She Is because they were!

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