So Blake Lively won a big ole' surfboard. Where do you store
that award? It's going to look out of place if your living room is
minimalist. Blake's show Gossip Girl, and the Jonas Brothers were the triumphant champions at last night's Teen Choice Awards.
The androgynous Jonas Brothers won six of those ugly surfboards, in categories such as Choice Breakout Band, Male Hotties and Male Red Carpet Icons.
Sole straight guy Penn Badgley and the gays and girls he works with took home surfboards for Choice TV Drama and Breakout Show. Ed Westwick won for Best Bitch or something. Blake Lively and Chace Crawford also took home acting awards. Because looking tall and blonde is a stretch.
David Beckham brought kids Romeo, Cruz and Brooklyn out in matching outfits to help him carry his surfboard for Choice Male Athlete away. Victoria just wanted to show off their shirts which the kids will resent them for in the future. They have the names of Solid Gold dancers.
Photography enthusiast Miley Cyrus took home three awards, and opened the show by performing her terrible new single "7 Things." She also brought her hag friend Mandy Jiroux on stage to perform a dance-off with their famed YouTube competitors, the AC/DC Crew. Fergie and her adult diaper judged the contest and declared Miley the winner. She probably just didn't want Miley making a nasty video about her.
Miley managed to refrain from beating Selena Gomez down on the red carpet.
30 million teenagers all across the country voted for the winners. Other name brands who took home surfboards included Chris Brown and Will Smith. Teens love Scientology!
_ Choice Movie Action Adventure: "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian."
_ Choice Movie Drama: "Step Up 2: The Streets."
_ Choice Movie Chick Flick: "27 Dresses."
_ Choice Movie Bromantic Comedy: "What Happens in Vegas."
_ Choice Movie Comedy: "Juno."
_ Choice Movie Horror/Thriller: "I Am Legend."
_ Choice Summer Movie Action Adventure: "Hancock."
_ Choice Summer Movie Comedy: "Get Smart."
_ Choice Movie Actor Drama: Channing Tatum, "Stop-Loss."
_ Choice Movie Actress Drama: Keira Knightley, "Atonement."
_ Choice Movie Actress Action Adventure: Rachel Bilson, "Jumper."
_ Choice Movie Actor Comedy: Ashton Kutcher, "What Happens in Vegas."
_ Choice Movie Actress Comedy: Ellen Page, "Juno."
_ Choice Movie Actor Horror/Thriller: Will Smith, "I Am Legend."
_ Choice Movie Actress Horror/Thriller: Jessica Alba, "The Eye."
_ Choice Movie Villain: Johnny Depp, "Sweeney Todd."
_ Choice Movie Breakout Female: Ellen Page, "Juno."
_ Choice Movie Breakout Male: Drake Bell, "Superhero Movie."
_ Choice TV Show Drama: "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Show Action Adventure: "Heroes."
_ Choice TV Show Comedy: "Hannah Montana."
_ Choice TV Reality Dance: "America's Best Dance Crew."
_ Choice TV Reality Music Competition: "American Idol."
_ Choice TV Celebrity Reality: "The Hills."
_ Choice Summer TV Show: "The Secret Life of the American Teenager."
_ Choice TV Actor Drama: Chad Michael Murray, "One Tree Hill."
_ Choice TV Actress Drama: Blake Lively, "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Actress Action Adventure: Hayden Panettiere, "Heroes."
_ Choice TV Actor Comedy: Steve Carrell, "The Office."
_ Choice TV Actress Comedy: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana."
_ Choice TV Breakout Show: "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Breakout Star Female: Blake Lively, "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Breakout Star Male: Chace Crawford, "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star: David Cook, "American Idol."
_ Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star: Lauren Conrad, "The Hills."
_ Choice TV Villain: Ed Westwick, "Gossip Girl"
_ Choice Music Single: Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes."
_ Choice Hook-Up: Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown, "No Air."
_ Choice Music Male Artist: Chris Brown.
_ Choice Music Female Artist: Miley Cyrus.
_ Choice Music R&B Artist: Chris Brown.
_ Choice Breakout Group: Jonas Brothers.
_ Choice Music Love Song: Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes."
_ Choice Music R&B Track: Chris Brown, "Forever."
_ Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Lil Mama featuring T-Pain and Chris Brown, "Shawty Get Loose."
_ Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers, "Burnin' Up."
_ Choice Male Hottie: Jonas Brothers.
_ Choice Female Hottie: Vanessa Hudgens.
_ Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Carrie Underwood.
_ Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male: Jonas Brothers.
_ Choice Comedian: Adam Sandler.
_ Choice Male Athlete: David Beckham.
_ Choice Female Athlete: Shawn Johnson.
_ Choice Action Sports Male: Ryan Sheckler.
_ Do Something Award: Chad Bullock.
_ Choice Most Fanatic Fans: David Archuleta.
_ Choice MySpacer: Ryan Sheckler.
The 2008 Teen Choice Awards is scheduled to air on Monday @ 8PM ET/PT on FOX. Check out all of our coverage of the 2008 Teen Choice Awards!
Featured in the Gallery: Blake Lively, Hayden Panettiere, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Leighton Meester, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Rachel Bilson, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Sophia Bush and Summer Glau.
Click any photo to view all 15+ photos from the 2008 Teen Choice Awards in the gallery!
The androgynous Jonas Brothers won six of those ugly surfboards, in categories such as Choice Breakout Band, Male Hotties and Male Red Carpet Icons.
Sole straight guy Penn Badgley and the gays and girls he works with took home surfboards for Choice TV Drama and Breakout Show. Ed Westwick won for Best Bitch or something. Blake Lively and Chace Crawford also took home acting awards. Because looking tall and blonde is a stretch.
David Beckham brought kids Romeo, Cruz and Brooklyn out in matching outfits to help him carry his surfboard for Choice Male Athlete away. Victoria just wanted to show off their shirts which the kids will resent them for in the future. They have the names of Solid Gold dancers.
Photography enthusiast Miley Cyrus took home three awards, and opened the show by performing her terrible new single "7 Things." She also brought her hag friend Mandy Jiroux on stage to perform a dance-off with their famed YouTube competitors, the AC/DC Crew. Fergie and her adult diaper judged the contest and declared Miley the winner. She probably just didn't want Miley making a nasty video about her.
Miley managed to refrain from beating Selena Gomez down on the red carpet.
30 million teenagers all across the country voted for the winners. Other name brands who took home surfboards included Chris Brown and Will Smith. Teens love Scientology!
_ Choice Movie Action Adventure: "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian."
_ Choice Movie Drama: "Step Up 2: The Streets."
_ Choice Movie Chick Flick: "27 Dresses."
_ Choice Movie Bromantic Comedy: "What Happens in Vegas."
_ Choice Movie Comedy: "Juno."
_ Choice Movie Horror/Thriller: "I Am Legend."
_ Choice Summer Movie Action Adventure: "Hancock."
_ Choice Summer Movie Comedy: "Get Smart."
_ Choice Movie Actor Drama: Channing Tatum, "Stop-Loss."
_ Choice Movie Actress Drama: Keira Knightley, "Atonement."
_ Choice Movie Actress Action Adventure: Rachel Bilson, "Jumper."
_ Choice Movie Actor Comedy: Ashton Kutcher, "What Happens in Vegas."
_ Choice Movie Actress Comedy: Ellen Page, "Juno."
_ Choice Movie Actor Horror/Thriller: Will Smith, "I Am Legend."
_ Choice Movie Actress Horror/Thriller: Jessica Alba, "The Eye."
_ Choice Movie Villain: Johnny Depp, "Sweeney Todd."
_ Choice Movie Breakout Female: Ellen Page, "Juno."
_ Choice Movie Breakout Male: Drake Bell, "Superhero Movie."
_ Choice TV Show Drama: "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Show Action Adventure: "Heroes."
_ Choice TV Show Comedy: "Hannah Montana."
_ Choice TV Reality Dance: "America's Best Dance Crew."
_ Choice TV Reality Music Competition: "American Idol."
_ Choice TV Celebrity Reality: "The Hills."
_ Choice Summer TV Show: "The Secret Life of the American Teenager."
_ Choice TV Actor Drama: Chad Michael Murray, "One Tree Hill."
_ Choice TV Actress Drama: Blake Lively, "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Actress Action Adventure: Hayden Panettiere, "Heroes."
_ Choice TV Actor Comedy: Steve Carrell, "The Office."
_ Choice TV Actress Comedy: Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana."
_ Choice TV Breakout Show: "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Breakout Star Female: Blake Lively, "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Breakout Star Male: Chace Crawford, "Gossip Girl."
_ Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star: David Cook, "American Idol."
_ Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star: Lauren Conrad, "The Hills."
_ Choice TV Villain: Ed Westwick, "Gossip Girl"
_ Choice Music Single: Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes."
_ Choice Hook-Up: Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown, "No Air."
_ Choice Music Male Artist: Chris Brown.
_ Choice Music Female Artist: Miley Cyrus.
_ Choice Music R&B Artist: Chris Brown.
_ Choice Breakout Group: Jonas Brothers.
_ Choice Music Love Song: Jonas Brothers, "When You Look Me in the Eyes."
_ Choice Music R&B Track: Chris Brown, "Forever."
_ Choice Music Rap/Hip-Hop Track: Lil Mama featuring T-Pain and Chris Brown, "Shawty Get Loose."
_ Choice Summer Song: Jonas Brothers, "Burnin' Up."
_ Choice Male Hottie: Jonas Brothers.
_ Choice Female Hottie: Vanessa Hudgens.
_ Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female: Carrie Underwood.
_ Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male: Jonas Brothers.
_ Choice Comedian: Adam Sandler.
_ Choice Male Athlete: David Beckham.
_ Choice Female Athlete: Shawn Johnson.
_ Choice Action Sports Male: Ryan Sheckler.
_ Do Something Award: Chad Bullock.
_ Choice Most Fanatic Fans: David Archuleta.
_ Choice MySpacer: Ryan Sheckler.
The 2008 Teen Choice Awards is scheduled to air on Monday @ 8PM ET/PT on FOX. Check out all of our coverage of the 2008 Teen Choice Awards!
Featured in the Gallery: Blake Lively, Hayden Panettiere, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Leighton Meester, Victoria Beckham, David Beckham, Rachel Bilson, Fergie, Josh Duhamel, Sophia Bush and Summer Glau.
Click any photo to view all 15+ photos from the 2008 Teen Choice Awards in the gallery!
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andrea says:
i thought that it should have been the jonas brothers who won most fanatic fas. b/c their fans are crazy as hell!!!!! i should know cuz i'm one of them.
funnygirl says:
great, usefull 0_0
Ashlina says:
Congrats! To the Jonas Brothers who won 6 surfboards in total, they deserved what they have gotten as they have worked really hard and had shown their passion for music, but they should have won Choice Most Fanatic Fans but not David Archuleta... The Jonases Fans were more enthusiastic and "CRAZY" about the Jonas Brothers....
**The album "A Little Bit Longer" in stores 12 August 2008**
Ashlina says:
Congrats! To the Jonas Brothers who won 6 surfboards in total, they deserved what they have gotten as they have worked really hard and had shown their passion for music, but they should have won Choice Most Fanatic Fans but not David Archuleta... The Jonases Fans were more enthusiastic and "CRAZY" about the Jonas Brothers....
**The album "A Little Bit Longer" in stores 12 August 2008**
Ashlina says:
Congrats! To the Jonas Brothers who won 6 surfboards in total, they deserved what they have gotten as they have worked really hard and had shown their passion for music, but they should have won Choice Most Fanatic Fans but not David Archuleta... The Jonases Fans were more enthusiastic and "CRAZY" about the Jonas Brothers....
**The album "A Little Bit Longer" in stores 12 August 2008**
Payday Loan says:
I'm sold :)) +1
Miley Cyrus says:
great 0_0