Just because you can, doesn't mean you should, bitches! There are rumors that mildly irritating lesbians Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning to get married.
This will never happen in a million years but it's fun to think about.
It's supposed to happen later this year. When I start playing golf and
enjoy vagina.
I can imagine Dina Lohan getting drunk, dirty dancing in the middle of the circle while Lindsay smokes and claps and then passing out while trying to blow the bartender.
Will Lindsay have wedding leggings? Can they smoke during the ceremony? It's almost pre-determined that DJ Sammy would inhabit a tux, but what kind? Tux t-shirt! She needs to pimp that bitch and use a cane!
"Dina is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year.
I can imagine Dina Lohan getting drunk, dirty dancing in the middle of the circle while Lindsay smokes and claps and then passing out while trying to blow the bartender.
Will Lindsay have wedding leggings? Can they smoke during the ceremony? It's almost pre-determined that DJ Sammy would inhabit a tux, but what kind? Tux t-shirt! She needs to pimp that bitch and use a cane!
"Dina is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year.
"Lindsay's new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November,
so I wouldn't be surprised if it's around then. They've been keeping
the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as
'just good friends," a source says.
"But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life-- so they want to make their romance public."
Haven't they already? What do they have to do next? Scissor in public?
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angelchrome says:
Don't joke! You know Lindsay would totally do that in public!
marz says:
it sure cannot be hidden, the hatred of the writer, it is between the lines of the words written, it is like the spew of the lava, it stinks!!!!!
Jessica says:
hardcore.
a "Boys On The Side" reference.
wow.
Mark says:
Why do so many dykes feel the need to look and act like men? The equivalent of this would be if 3/4 of gay men walking around in Ann Taylor outfits. They don't. They dress well for the most part, but they don't dress up like women.