Rumer Willis Still Not Succeeding

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Rumer Willis made an appearance on David Letterman wearing this. How come everything she wears looks about ready to slide down her and puddle around her ankles? What do you call that? Slope Tits Style? Everything she wears looks either too heavy for her bendy body or light enough to show off her mysterious triangle or to fly away. Is she hoping for a nip slip? That'll get me in the papers, damnit!

She needs people. People who can help her ass out. Surely her parents can hire someone to guide her. If you're going to be running around and trying to be famous, you need someone who can gently take you aside and let you know that you look like you lost a bet.

In her defense, the hair looks shiny.

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7 Comments

August 8, 2008 2:37 PM

FYI...

Actually, this is what natural, non enhanced breasts look like as they are subject to the laws of gravity.

Very unlike the bolties/bolt ons that many are wearing these days?

Geez, would the paparazzi PLEASE quite following this girl around? It makes her think that she's "somebody" that the public cares about. Just because she has famous parents, doesn't make her famous. Her woeful attempts at glamour just don't cut it. Time for Miss Rumer to get herself a higher education and a real job.

She's really ugly just like her parents. Her father has a huge nose, is bald, and just ugly. Did you ever see Demi without makeup? She looks like a giraffe. Ugly parents. Ugly child. Too bad so sad.

August 10, 2008 3:41 AM

Rumer
"they" are not styling you correctly for your body and skin type..
Get in touch with what you really are and wear it proud.
Poofy dresses best left to little petites.
Nancy

she's cute. she should move to ny. she doesn't have LA style.

You can't help anyone as ugly as this girl is. Please stop posting about her... she's scaring away any chance I have at children for the future.

really weird what's going on about this girl... she's not a typical beauty (which is good) but she is totally attractive and this dress looks gorgeous on her. she doesn't have huge silicon boobs (which is good!) hence the slightly hanging look..

I like her face and her style!

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