Jake Gyllenhaal's Princely Bare Chest

LOL -- looks like Doris Day and Conan the Barbarian out for a stroll.

Reese Witherspoon is just Jake's fugly beard.

And fugly beard wasn't happy today.

can't quite understand why good looking guys pick this one. she's the most sexless woman in hollywood...

can't quite understand why good looking guys pick this one. she's the most sexless woman in hollywood...

Has somebody done a "mimi" on him and drawn abs on?

I think they're perfect for one another. He seems to want someone more conventional, as opposed to the Hollywood partying type. Good for him. And Reese doesn't strike me as boring or s*xless at all. She just doesn't live her life like Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, and all the others who shove their personal lives and s*xuality down our throats. Reese is a professional.

Yay! Go Reese! I think they are great together, and good for them. He finally chose someone better than Kirsten Dunst and she deserves to be happy after dealing with that cheater of a husband. I think she's classy, and so is he, and they look like they have fun together.

Yay! Go Reese! I think they are great together, and good for them. He finally chose someone better than Kirsten Dunst and she deserves to be happy after dealing with that cheater of a husband. I think she's classy, and so is he, and they look like they have fun together.

Yay! Go Reese! I think they are great together, and good for them. He finally chose someone better than Kirsten Dunst and she deserves to be happy after dealing with that cheater of a husband. I think she's classy, and so is he, and they look like they have fun together.

Sorry for the triple post! I don't know what happened!

I love how T-Bone thinks SEX is a swear word

Those of us who have jobs, Sweet Soprano, sometimes have to be careful of what we say and what we doing via the web. Certain words, REGARDLESS of whether they're swear words or not, trigger IT searches. All the gossip sites are about to be banned from our website as it is. If you don't have to worry about this type of thing -- good for you.

i think T-Bone is Reese.

if you put your thumb over his head and your other hand over her the picture works(:
hahaha

I think it's funny how woman are either considered sexless or whores. You just can't win can you.

maybe it's just the angle, but she looks pregnant.

Sweetie. Someone saw their photos on interracial chatting . c o m It is said that they had a profile there and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol. cute couple.

Jake's hair looks bad, the rest is OK.

Reese Witherspoon managed to find paparazzi in the desert?

REESE in major PR WH0RE!

The woman would do anything to promote her FAUXMANCE.

Jake's hair looks bad, the rest is OK.

Reese Witherspoon managed to find paparazzi in the desert?

REESE in major PR WH0RE!

The woman would do anything to promote her FAUXMANCE.

Gylenhall is a fukkin HULK!

SNAP! When did that happen, las time I checked Jake was a geek in Donny Darko, I need to get out more

the long hair lookes UGLY on him. He is hot but the hair has to go,it's a no no

DAYUM, Jake's gorgeous, huh? ... and yeah, Reese is Jake's beard ... old news ... just friends ... did he and Austin Nichols break up? ... heard that ... but hardta believe ... seemed so "taken" with each other at the Lakers games ... and other places ...

DAYUM, Jake's gorgeous, huh? ... and yeah, Reese is Jake's beard ... old news ... just friends ... did he and Austin Nichols break up? ... heard that ... but hardta believe ... seemed so "taken" with each other at the Lakers games ... and other places ...

DAYUM, Jake's gorgeous, huh? ... and yeah, Reese is Jake's beard ... old news ... just friends ... did he and Austin Nichols break up? ... heard that ... but hardta believe ... seemed so "taken" with each other at the Lakers games ... and other places ...

First of all, the hair is for a film, helllloooo? It's not like he woke up one day and went "GEE, I bet long brown hair extensions would be awesome on me!"

Second, I don't think Reese is not sexy or capable of it. She just dresses like a plain ole boring soccer mom and it's not that interesting.

Third, Jake looks hotter than a fox in a forest fire and I bet that Reesee is enjoying every hot, pounding minute of this look on him.

I don't know why people think Jake is gay. He's not gay, GET OVER IT PEOPLE.

Congrats to Jake, I don't know what he did to improve his physique, but it worked.

Jake G. is not gay. Yeah, he played a gay guy in Brokeback but he was no more gay than Heath.

And why does he love Reese so much? Well, for one thing did you ever notice how guys go wild for girls who tend to be a a little b***hy? Well, that's Reese to a "T." And Jake responds very well to her snotty, bossy attitude.

Jake G. is not gay. Yeah, he played a gay guy in Brokeback but he was no more gay than Heath.

And why does he love Reese so much? Well, for one thing did you ever notice how guys go wild for girls who tend to be a a little b***hy? Well, that's Reese to a "T." And Jake responds very well to her snotty, bossy attitude.

Well, he needs her to perpetuate the myth of his heterosexuality even though we, the public, all know what he truly desires. For whatever reason, Hollywood wants to keep Jake and his friends in the closet, and she's just the type to play along with this nonsensical facade for the adoring public.