Channing Tatum To Jump Off A Building

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Here's the thing. "Channing Tatum" is the douchiest name of all douches. It's worse than "Chace Crawford." But - this dude has a kickin' body. And he can dance. And he looks like every college football player that I wanted to beat the shit out of me and lick my wounds afterward. The face is comme ci comme ca but we can work with it.

Here's Channing with his longtime girlfriend Jenna Dewan leaving Madeo. They've been a thing since they did Step Up in 2005. One of J. Harvey's guilty pleasures is all of those ridiculous dance movies in which someone from the ghetto has to join some snooty academy's performing arts group to raise money to get his Moms off the ventilator or something. And then he introduces hip-hop dancing to the mix and all the cultures come together and I cry. Ok, I don't cry, I laugh and try to do the dances myself and fall onto the coffee table. I really shouldn't drink when I watch these.

Oh, and he's in tights in one part. Highly recommended.

Oh yeah, and I'm supposed to mention he's signed to do this movie about Parkour which is that cool jumping off roofs thing that was in the beginning of Casino Royale. As long as he's in booty shorts and a tank...


Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News Online
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August 13, 2008 3:58 PM

serious case of gayface

hes has a rockin body and can dance

Amazing site.
Thanks, webmaster.

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