Uh oh. Here's John Mayer looking sad at the LAX Airport. And it might be because the rumor is now that Jennifer Aniston dumped his ass (instead of the other way around) after finding out he'd cheated on her with three other chicks. According to the Chicago-Sun Times, he boinked a cocktail waitress, a promoter's assistant for his concert tour and a groupie. A groupie, you say?
Really? That doesn't sound like my trustworthy John.
The only thing that bums me out about a heartbroken Mayer is that fact that he'll probably write an album about it and I'll be subjected to hearing his songs played on repeat in the CVS every time I have to go and buy some moisturizer and pick up my birth control. Like I need that.
Oh and that's a great plan to keep from drawing attention from yourself by dressing like the Unabomber at the airport, John. Although to be fair, it probably killed him to have to cover up his gym body.
Have a nice trip, cheater!
Really? That doesn't sound like my trustworthy John.
The only thing that bums me out about a heartbroken Mayer is that fact that he'll probably write an album about it and I'll be subjected to hearing his songs played on repeat in the CVS every time I have to go and buy some moisturizer and pick up my birth control. Like I need that.
Oh and that's a great plan to keep from drawing attention from yourself by dressing like the Unabomber at the airport, John. Although to be fair, it probably killed him to have to cover up his gym body.
Have a nice trip, cheater!
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Hot Carl says:
Go fuck yourself Rose.
Why would John be the one that's heartbroken? He stuck his dick in THREE other skanks, what the hell did he expect Jen would do?
Just Me says:
Who said this was for life anyways? All the stupid people who follow this chick's love life as they live vicariously through American's greatest living victim? (Roll eyes) John wanted tail and he got it. She's the stupid one - he's just living his life and he made no promises to her.
Buster Cherry says:
makes you wonder what Aniston lacks in the bed room?
Kate says:
Get a life people.
Kate says:
Get a life people!
Stephanie says:
I agree with Buster...Hope she finds something real soon. Maybe if she settles down and pops out some kids, she'll go away??
Jan says:
I doubt he cheated on Aniston. They dated a few months, had a good time, found out they are incompatible, end of story.
My banana-head friends MARRY people they're incompatible with. Duh.
Jan says:
I doubt he cheated on Aniston. They dated a few months, had a good time, found out they are incompatible, end of story.
My banana-head friends MARRY people they're incompatible with. Duh.
Moreaces says:
You really pamper your poor desparate Jen fans,, Huh,,, John bangs 3, count them 3 different women, and Jen dumped him,,LOL, Yeah, He was begging her to get lost,, He did not want her, hence banging the 3 different women, face it people Jen can keep a man, not even the ones she pays.. Brad is a lucky lucky man.
kaisa says:
Why are everybody angry about Jen, she dump him but he is ego and cant take it. He using woman like a man how never grown up. he is a liar
loves Jen.dont lisen to this haters becose they have not a life. If the dont have you to read and write about they are goiung to fell bad.
kaisa says:
Why are everybody angry about Jen, she dump him but he is ego and cant take it. He using woman like a man how never grown up. he is a liar
loves Jen.dont lisen to this haters becose they have not a life. If the dont have you to read and write about they are goiung to fell bad.
kaisa says:
Why are everybody angry about Jen, she dump him but he is ego and cant take it. He using woman like a man how never grown up. he is a liar
loves Jen.dont lisen to this haters becose they have not a life. If the dont have you to read and write about they are goiung to fell bad.