And I don't mean Reggie Bush. Actually he seems fine, despite his choice in ladies. The joke just told itself. Video foxy boxer Kim Kardashian says that she's trying to cut down on the rumpcakes she's smugglin'.
"I love that I'm curvy, but I'm on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt," she says. "I'm just so over it! When you're posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, 'Turn around! Turn around!' -- it gets a little offensive."
Heifer, you're lucky that they're calling your name in the first place! And don't pull this "offensive" act. You're the one who's been showing off that enormous shit locker since someone first heard the reverse gear alarm going off when you turned around and noted it.
It's gotta be Friday, and I've gotta be hungover. I just used the phrase "shit locker" and totally repulsed myself.
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