Bottle-holics Anonymous member Suri Cruise was spotted looking all glam in her little red dress, out with her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I don't know why, but I've suddenly developed a strong liking for Suri.
I've totally decided that I want her to grow up to be a wild-tempered diva who eventually runs off and has a short-lived marriage to Maddox Jolie--sort of as a "fuck you" to her future hypothetical nemesis Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. I have big plans for those two. Don't ask me why I take the time to dream these things up. I do it so you don't have to.
Meanwhile, Suri's ordered her parents to take her to the playground and let her step out in front of the cameras for a photo op. Girlfriend is tired of being kept hidden under the blanket, dammit! Divas need the light from multiple camera flashbulbs in order to flourish!
Check out all 15+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in the gallery!
I've totally decided that I want her to grow up to be a wild-tempered diva who eventually runs off and has a short-lived marriage to Maddox Jolie--sort of as a "fuck you" to her future hypothetical nemesis Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. I have big plans for those two. Don't ask me why I take the time to dream these things up. I do it so you don't have to.
Meanwhile, Suri's ordered her parents to take her to the playground and let her step out in front of the cameras for a photo op. Girlfriend is tired of being kept hidden under the blanket, dammit! Divas need the light from multiple camera flashbulbs in order to flourish!
Check out all 15+ photos of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise in the gallery!
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peter says:
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Ellen says:
Ha-Ha--you make me laugh!!!
karen says:
How come this kid is always wearing the same shoes in every picture?
janepitt says:
I agree with you on the Suri as a little diva, she is so beautiful.
Ja'nice says:
Others report that she's a spoiled brat who "makes decisions" for Tiny and her mother. No way that's Tom's kid, either. She's either a laboratory clone of Katie, or Chris Kline or Josh Hartnett is the father.
In a few years, this "precious" child will be a terror.
mojo says:
Damn, If looks can kill the paps will combust!
MMMMMMMMM says:
She is a sad child....does she ever smile or interact with her parents....she still looks like Josh Hartnett....Cruise is trying to spare his image by dressing tacky.....Is it a facade or not?
MMMMMMMMM says:
She is a sad child....does she ever smile or interact with her parents?....she still looks like Josh Hartnett....Cruise is trying to spare his image by dressing tacky.....Is it a facade or not?