August 18, 2008

Fashion Disaster Of The Day: Christina DeRosa

I don't know who Christina DeRosa is but she's got my vote for the Clash of the Titans musical. I want to see her ass chained to a rock as the Kraken menaces her. They seriously need something cheesier to top Xanadu and I think this biddy could pave the way. They need Medusa, and the mechanical owl, and a puffy Ursula Andress intoning "Zeus visited her as a glittering shower of gold. Visited her...and LUFFED HER!" This chick could wear that and scream "give me the eye!"

(Hopefully someone saw Clash of the Titans so they get what the hell I'm talking about...)

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August 18, 2008 1:09 PM
say what? says:

J, Clash of the Titans is one of the greats...

"give me the eye!"...classic!

August 18, 2008 2:02 PM
Stickler says:

I've definitely seen Clash of the Titans! I loved the mechanical owl. :)

August 18, 2008 2:36 PM
Anne Arkham says:

I'm always wary of glittering showers of gold.

August 18, 2008 2:47 PM
Mean G says:

J, You never fail to make mocha come out my nose! "visited her....and LUFFED HER" hahahaha....I'm fricking crying!!

August 18, 2008 3:48 PM
stolidog says:

Fagulous references.

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