The ever-enterprising elder Simpson sister will be appearing in ads for the Dallas-based Stampede Light Plus, which is touting itself as a vitamin-packed brew for the drunk on the go!
According to Jess, "Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while." I want to see bitches at the Hollywood 24 Hour Fitness on the elliptical feeling the burn and chugging Stampede Light Plus to get hydrated.
I'm actually glad that this is coming out after Britney Spears' two little boys are done drinking out of bottles, because I'm pretty sure that back then, Britney (God love her) would have slapped some nipples on the bottles of bud and called it a day.
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JennaMeow says:
Now that I know she's associated with it, I'd rather drink a cold bottle of piss.
JennaMeow says:
Now that I know she's associated with it, I'd rather drink a cold bottle of piss.
JennaMeow says:
Now that I know she's associated with it, I'd rather drink a cold bottle of piss.
JennaMeow says:
Now that I know she's associated with it, I'd rather drink a cold bottle of piss.
David L. says:
There's a beer made in Fort Worth, Texas name Buffalo Butt and I wonder who they should get to advertise it?
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