The man trap and roofies worked! Why do I feel like Rumer is that cluck in the blue bonnet in the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons who was always screaming "a maaaaannn!" whenever she sees an available dude? Here's Rumer WIllis lovin' it up at LAX with rumored new boyfriend Micah Alberti.
Get this - this might be the dude that Rumer's dumped her current boyfriend for. What? Yeah, there are reports that she's been seeing Ryan Eggold, who is part of the new 90120 cast (the tool in the vest). How timely of her. Can she get me Shannen Doherty's autograph? I love that harpy.
Wait, so men are fighting over her? Seriously? Well, there's someone for everyone. You can have four eyes and one ear and there's still going to be someone out there looking for that kind of action.
Get this - this might be the dude that Rumer's dumped her current boyfriend for. What? Yeah, there are reports that she's been seeing Ryan Eggold, who is part of the new 90120 cast (the tool in the vest). How timely of her. Can she get me Shannen Doherty's autograph? I love that harpy.
Wait, so men are fighting over her? Seriously? Well, there's someone for everyone. You can have four eyes and one ear and there's still going to be someone out there looking for that kind of action.
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green cardigan says:
She's actually pretty when she smiles. Cute boyfriend. I wouldn't throw him out of bed for eating cheetos.
Bill Cosby says:
BLECH! Was his last girlfriend a misshapen sack of potatoes? If so, I guess it's an improvement...until he's drunk at 2 AM and craving mashed potatoes. LOOK OUT RUMER!
Bizarre celebrity deaths are the lifeblood of the industry. You'll be glad when it happens, J. Harvey!
OP says:
Great reference to Foghorn Leghorn!
joan durtz says:
Her chin is huge in that 3rd pic. Eeek!
Mia says:
YIKES....Potato Head Has A Dude !!!!! Not keen on the rolled up trousers. Very Effeminate.
Wow...she is Seriously Ugly with that Monster Jaw on the go. Creepy.
Jersey01 says:
Killer old school Looney Tunes reference! I can both see and hear that old hen in my head. Good times.
Pnut says:
At least he can use her chin as a umbrella when they go to the beach