It's almost as if Jesse Metcalfe sad down and though to himself
how he could make himself appear more annoying than he already does and
hit upon the on-target idea of picking up an acoustic guitar.
No, he's not serenading unwitting freshman girls on the quad with the first three chords of every Led Zeppelin and Dave Matthews Band song you've ever heard, he's at the opening of the John Varvatos Shop at Fred Segal.
He was there with young actor Taylor Lautner who looks remarkably like a younger Jesse Metcalfe. Is there a factory where they make these people? OMG, why do I sound particularly bitter today? Oh yeah, I'm always this bitter.
Check out all 10 photos of Jesse Metcalfe and Taylor Lautner in the gallery!
No, he's not serenading unwitting freshman girls on the quad with the first three chords of every Led Zeppelin and Dave Matthews Band song you've ever heard, he's at the opening of the John Varvatos Shop at Fred Segal.
He was there with young actor Taylor Lautner who looks remarkably like a younger Jesse Metcalfe. Is there a factory where they make these people? OMG, why do I sound particularly bitter today? Oh yeah, I'm always this bitter.
Check out all 10 photos of Jesse Metcalfe and Taylor Lautner in the gallery!
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A Paradigm of Theft says:
John can do much better. He just needs to find decent people to work with.
Those that rise to the top the fastest, have a lot to hide. The press helps them hide it too, so most of America and the world is left unaware of how things really work. Evil people tell good lies.
Find good honest people. Or write a book about the scum that is disguised as "creative" talent. They are neither creative nor talented.
The ABC's of Hollywood: a) scum attracts scum b) untalented lazy people steal 3) professional thieves reside at the top.
Leave the trash behind. Upwards and onwards, John.