John Mayer Was A Zero When He Was A Kid

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Text message breakup jerk John Mayer was childhood friends with Olympic tennis player James Blake. They grew up in Fairfield, Conn. Apparently in high school, all they did was sit in Mom's basement, playing video games and having j/o fests. Ok, Blake didn't add that last part but you know there was some sort of "nah, we're just buds helping each other out" thing going on. Didn't everyone do that in high school with their friends? *crickets* Right.

"Just about every day he was at my house, and we'd play Nintendo games, like Joe Montana football, all the time," Blake says.

"Absolutely not!" he said when asked if Mayer got a lot of ladies when he was young. "I don't know what he likes to tell about his high school experience, but mine was very different from the way life is now."

He probably tells ladies that he was the sensitive musician in high school. In reality, he was the sexually confused Sonic the Hedgehog player.

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9 Comments

August 24, 2008 9:50 AM

Explains why he's such an ass. His behavior is typical of high school losers.

August 24, 2008 11:46 AM

i hate the double standard. when Jen blabs about the break-up thru her "friends", it's OK. when John talks to TMZ directly in response to questions, he's a jerk. i don't get that.

He's gay when you read PerezHilton and see him kissing him too. More than once .. on the lips. Now that may account for his disrespect of Jennifer when she did break up with him and to cover his butt, he wrote the short text to prove it was he instead of her. She was sick of his contacting the papps in advance to get PR from a private relationship. Jennifer is much too classy to be with who I've never seen as good looking or masculine but freaky looking with little shoulders and a huge head. Look and see for youself .. weird looking guy he is. Jen is all class and thankfully that time in her life is over. He's creepy looking and now he's proved to be even sleazier than I gave him credit to be. Ugh !!

He's gay when you read PerezHilton and see him kissing him too. More than once .. on the lips. Now that may account for his disrespect of Jennifer when she did break up with him and to cover his butt, he wrote the short text to prove it was he instead of her. She was sick of his contacting the papps in advance to get PR from a private relationship. Jennifer is much too classy to be with who I've never seen as good looking or masculine but freaky looking with little shoulders and a huge head. Look and see for youself .. weird looking guy he is. Jen is all class and thankfully that time in her life is over. He's creepy looking and now he's proved to be even sleazier than I gave him credit to be. Ugh !!

August 24, 2008 1:08 PM

Jenifer is one desperate woman. the whole world knew about John kissing Perez but she still went there. desperate idiot.

August 24, 2008 1:21 PM

This isn't about Jennifer Anniston, it's his cavalier attitude about the women he sleeps with. He treats them all the same, like its all a game and he has something to prove. The man has some serious psycho, social, sexual issues. Jennifer, Jessica, and all of the other women that he has dated were easy marks for his games. These celebs dating habits are worse than junior high students. I'm waiting for all of them to get the same terminal std so the serial fuckers can all wilt away.

August 24, 2008 7:56 PM

i'd do him... and drop him like a "pappa caliente" better me then him , then text him to make sure he got the message, "nada mass, chico"

Am I missing something? I know the whole story about him and Perez kissing. But I haven't seen it. Is there a video? Cause all I've seen is a heavily edited video of one of them taking a lie detector test. Is the actual event on camera anywhere? If it is, I'd like to see it. Help me out here. Cause I think it's all BS. Am I wrong?

August 31, 2008 7:08 PM

I do not believe this

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