Brad Pitt, out on a date with pal George Clooney at the Not On Our Watch benefit at the Venice Film Festival the other night, told the press that he wants more kids!
Some of these chilluns are going to get lost in the shuffle! Take the
time to get to know em' or at least know their names before amassing
more of your child army!
Two members of his kiddie nation (Maddox and Pax) were with him in Venice. Why couldn't they go to the party? You know Maddox has a smokin' tux.
"I'll have two more by next year," he reportedly told the press. Does Angelina's uterus know about this? Probably, it's all part of a master plan to take global control. Prepare to be wearing a lot of flowy caftans and bowing down to her beauty in the future.
Pitt also told George Clooney he can take part-ownership of his brood of biological and adopted children.
"You can share mine with me," he told the man-glamorous Clooney.
Polyamorous threesome in France!
Check out all 10 photos of Brad Pitt and George Clooney in the gallery!
Two members of his kiddie nation (Maddox and Pax) were with him in Venice. Why couldn't they go to the party? You know Maddox has a smokin' tux.
"I'll have two more by next year," he reportedly told the press. Does Angelina's uterus know about this? Probably, it's all part of a master plan to take global control. Prepare to be wearing a lot of flowy caftans and bowing down to her beauty in the future.
Pitt also told George Clooney he can take part-ownership of his brood of biological and adopted children.
"You can share mine with me," he told the man-glamorous Clooney.
Polyamorous threesome in France!
Check out all 10 photos of Brad Pitt and George Clooney in the gallery!
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T-Bone says:
I'm not going to judge these two on the kid thing, because they seem to do a decent job of parenting, and, at the very least, they've given a few refugee children an opportunity to have a good life. But seriously, slow down before Angie loses it.
Janepitt says:
There is such a thing as too many children. It's as if they aren't looking at them as individuals but in the plural sense. Angie never had it to loose. This bitch will always be a dismorphic lunatic. Now she has young minds to fuck with.
malya says:
If you watch the video it was pretty evident he was joking some of you need to gain a sense of humor. Jeez and how do you know whether are not they know there kids as individuals thats a big assumption seeing as how you are on the outside looking in and as someone from a big family i can honestly say you don't know what you are talking about.
malya says:
If you watch the video it was pretty evident he was joking some of you need to gain a sense of humor. Jeez and how do you know whether are not they know there kids as individuals thats a big assumption seeing as how you are on the outside looking in and as someone from a big family i can honestly say you don't know what you are talking about.
malya says:
If you watch the video it was pretty evident he was joking some of you need to gain a sense of humor. Jeez and how do you know whether are not they know there kids as individuals thats a big assumption seeing as how you are on the outside looking in and as someone from a big family i can honestly say you don't know what you are talking about.
Newbienew says:
If you watch the video it was pretty evident he was joking some of you need to gain a sense of humor. Jeez and how do you know whether are not they know there kids as individuals thats a big assumption seeing as how you are on the outside looking in and as someone from a big family i can honestly say you don't know what you are talking about.
green cardigan says:
He might have said that lightheartedly, but they probably will have another child next year - biological or adopted. That's been the pattern since Brang they got together. One sprog a year and this year they hit the jackpot with the twins. It's probably not that big a deal when you can afford to pay an army of nannies.
Janepitt says:
Malya, since were all making assumptions, I'm entitled to my opinions just like you are yours. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Please, I'm the middle of 7 and I definitely know what being from a big family is like. Amazing you can make assumptions about someone you have never met. So take this as Brad was with the photographers. Shut the fuck up!
Lucy says:
In this world today nationwide, many parents are losing not only their homes but are also being seperated from their loved ones due to our hard ecomomic times. Many years ago, I had no great support system and was forced emotionally to place two lovely children up for adoption which was a very painful experience for me. One adoptive couple for my second child allowed me to have an open adoption, the first couple made it impossible after the papers were signed. People who have huge amounts of money have so much power than those less fortunate. For all adoptive couples out there, you already got the blessing of having the opportunity to raise someones infant,toddler,teenager,etc... but remember they too have a special tie to where they came from, they came from somewhere even though it wasn't your womb, or your sperm they once had a family...keep that alive for them through pictures because as humans we were not asked to be born and forgotten, and many children are stripped of their rights at birth and as young adults begin to search their natural heritage. We all had parents at birth, don't steal their heritage. Should you divorce, or pass away they too have an extended family in the world they can make contact with should they need to...Life is an experience in itself, don't rob innocent beings from what you don't want to be robbed of. (Many of us have a lost family member out there somewhere that we refused to contact or search, for whatever reason, find them too, they porobably have been searching for you too.) Go through your own family photos especially dead beat dads. Somewhere again you'll get another one pregnant, the children have the right to know their siblings. Find it in your heart.
Logan says:
I wish George would stop flirting with Brad. It's just never going to happen. George needs to move on.
Logan says:
Maybe you should try birth control? Then, you won't have to write a novel on a snarky fun and comical Web site like this one.
T-Bone says:
Oh my, Logan. That made me laugh...
Lucy says:
Only a dead beat dad would make a comment like yours. You obviously sound like all is fun and games. Quit being so self-centered, and cynical. This site is not all snarky fun and comical dumb ass. Read the fucking paragraph and if you don't understand it, then don't put your two sense in.
someone says:
Im pretty sure that George wants nothing to do with sharing Brads pack of kids...
green cardigan says:
I hear you Lucy. You made a good point.
say what? says:
actually, Lucy, this site IS all snarky fun. that's what it's here for.
I'm sorry for you loss, and also sorry if this sounds uncaring, but if you're looking for support, you won't find it here. I suggest some sort of support group or other website for your story.