Sexy muthatrucka Tom Ford is 47 today. Normally, I tend to hate on
these swarthy perfection fashion types. But there's just something
about Tom Ford that screams gay animal lust. You know he keeps a harem
of wayward frat boys to molest around the clock. He sounds like he can be kind of a prick sometimes. But this dude is so sure of himself that he tried to sell fragrance by photographing the bottles stuffed in hey-nanny-nannies and buttcracks.
But somehow the sweat-sheened orifices containing perfume bottles came
across like edgy marketing! Ok, they were actually totally gross. Yeah,
I don't need a cologne bottle that's been in your labial folds, thanks.
But still, Tom Ford = hot.
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Bill Cosby says:
This dude looks like Ryan Reynolds and Jeremy Piven porcupined each other.
Charles says:
Must be from sucking the life blood out of all those young models that keeps him looking so good!
Kyle says:
Dear. Sweet. Baby. Jesus. I want to lick birthday cake off of this man! Hot!
say what? says:
so, J, I guess you've gotten over him not selling XL tshirts, then, huh?
or was some other designer?