Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Vs. Michael Lohan

Share     
You don't piss off girls in love! Master of tact Michael Lohan was recently quoted as saying that he thinks boyish DJ Samantha Ronson is using his daughter Lindsay. He got wind of a rumor (he probably started it himself) that Samantha was writing a memoir. Big dumb blowhard immediately opened his blowhole to every news agency available (to him) about how awful he thought it was.

Well, Lindsay and her lickalottapuss didn't appreciate that move and took to their electronic outlets to blog about it.

"He has become a public embarrassment and a bully - to my family, my co-workers, my friends and a girl that means the world to me," Lindsay wrote on MySpace. She also added that SammySam would never use her. She might use her for carnal pleasure when she sees her in that cheerleader getup. Lesbians love their ladies in girly costumes.

Ronson also let her fingers tickle something other than Lindsay's vulva lips - a keyboard!

"I am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter - he is," she writes. She also called him "desperate for attention" and denied she was writing a book.

You do not take on lesbians. They are emotional and will flip the Amazonian caniption switch on you. Or they will hit you with their cat. It happens.



3 Comments

Come on J. Harvey "lickalotapuss"? You can do better than that.

Why is society so fascinated with a " couple of lebsian cunt lickers? "You would have thought from the way people are acting that they were the ones that "built the ark!" Who cares if they live in sin, sleep with women, drink and drug, & don't wear a bra?" You can not change the facts!....In God's eye's ........they are commiting sin!"

Why is society so fascinated with a " couple of lebsian cunt lickers? "You would have thought from the way people are acting that they were the ones that "built the ark!" Who cares if they live in sin, sleep with women, drink and drug, & don't wear a bra?" You can not change the facts!....In God's eye's ........they are commiting sin!"

Leave a comment


Type the characters you see in the picture above.

  • Lohan 082808 0
  • Lohan 082808 1
  • Lohan 082808 2
  • Lohan 082808 3
  • Lohan 082808 4
  • Lohan 082808 5


Archive


Top Stories

Twilight Saga

THE TWILIGHT SAGA ARCHIVES

Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Kristen Stewart | Twilight | New Moon | Eclipse | Breaking Dawn | Alex Meraz | Kellan Lutz | Jackson Rathbone | Nikki Reed | Ashley Greene | Peter Facinelli | Cam Gigandet | Rachelle Lefevre | Dakota Fanning | Xavier Samuel | Bryce Dallas Howard | Christian Serratos | Elisabeth Reaser | Jack Houston

Hot Photos













Latest Stories on Celebuzz
Miley Cyrus Gives T-Squared Her Blessing

Miley Cyrus Gives T-Squared Her Blessing

PHOTO GALLERY: The 'I Dream of Audrina' Party

New Moon Cast Late Night TV Dates Confirmed

Read More On Celebuzz

Popular Tags

About ASL

Socialite Life provides your recommended daily dose of celebrity gossip, photos, & media speculation - brought to you in digestible bites. To be enjoyed with a martini (and with a sense of humor).

Managing Editor: Michael Prieve
Editors: Lisa Timmons and Miu von Furstenberg
Media Producer: Wayne Ford
Interns: Bailey Edwards, Jessika Marie, Kelly Lynch, Michelle Berger, Nadia Stuart, Nicole Steadman, Ricky Anderson, Lizzie B Vicious, Madison Ventura, Priscilla Rios, Samantha Eng

Got a hot tip for Socialitelife?
Email us at tips.socialitelife@gmail.com
Send us a tip via AIM

Follow us on Twitter, and check out our Facebook page.

FEEDS
Atom, RSS 1.0, RSS 2.0

Copyright © 2009
Fameish Media, LLC & A Socialite's Life.

Categories

















































































































































































































































































































blog advertising
is good for you

blog advertising
is good for you

blog advertising
is good for you

More fun sites