I think I'm going to heave. Jessica Simpson claims that when she
farts, it smells like a rose garden and not like the numerous
douchebags she's had up there. I would rather see elderly people
explore fisting than hear about what's coming out of her ass.
The mouthy bitch gave a country concert in Niagra Falls, and one reviewer claimed all this dumb bitch does is talk, and talk, and talk. About every single song. A pox on her and her family. Well, not Ashlee's gay emo baby. The innocent shouldn't have to suffer.
"I do pass gas a lot," she says. "I guarantee it smells like roses," was one of the many fabulous facts about herself she offered.
Here she is looking tried and fried as she returns to her hotel in NYC after filming a commercial for Macy's. I hope she got her ass caught in that tired wooden escalator that cuts off kids' hands!
Simpson also referred to ex-husband Nick Lachey's cheating, and claimed she almost quit singing after she screwed up the lyrics to "9 to 5" at a Dolly Parton tribute several years ago. Why did you come back? Damn! Dolly hates you like the rest of us do!
The mouthy bitch gave a country concert in Niagra Falls, and one reviewer claimed all this dumb bitch does is talk, and talk, and talk. About every single song. A pox on her and her family. Well, not Ashlee's gay emo baby. The innocent shouldn't have to suffer.
"I do pass gas a lot," she says. "I guarantee it smells like roses," was one of the many fabulous facts about herself she offered.
Here she is looking tried and fried as she returns to her hotel in NYC after filming a commercial for Macy's. I hope she got her ass caught in that tired wooden escalator that cuts off kids' hands!
Simpson also referred to ex-husband Nick Lachey's cheating, and claimed she almost quit singing after she screwed up the lyrics to "9 to 5" at a Dolly Parton tribute several years ago. Why did you come back? Damn! Dolly hates you like the rest of us do!
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Megan says:
You need to take a chill pill. And this isn't gossip. this is some cranky, jealous persons opinion
Ana says:
in one episode of her show, Nick and Jessica Newlyweds, she farted and nick smelled it and she was so emabarrassed that she went away in the laundry room and nick was trying to air it out cause it obv stunk the place! so yaa, were you trying to say a joke here jess?
JeniLee says:
um too bad Nick never cheated on her...real accurate article here.
kimberly says:
nick didnt cheat on her he probably got sick of her roses!! i think shes stupid i wouldnt even go to a concert for free. she forgets lyrics to and to her own songs and starts the band over....how unprofessional is that..i guess fans will forgive her for that but if she performs at the acm's cma's award shows and do
es that she will be the mocked the whole night she thinks it cute but i've never seen an artist do that they may screw up a lyric here or there but they keep singing...what an idiot.
kimberly says:
nick didnt cheat on her he probably got sick of her roses!! i think shes stupid i wouldnt even go to a concert for free. she forgets lyrics to and to her own songs and starts the band over....how unprofessional is that..i guess fans will forgive her for that but if she performs at the acm's cma's award shows and do
that she will be mocked the whole night she thinks it cute but i've never seen an artist do that they may screw up a lyric here or there but they keep singing...what an idiot.
donyail says:
I just would like to know, is Jessica pregnant? She's surely hiding her belly alot!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
donyail says:
I just would like to know, is Jessica pregnant? She's surely hiding her belly alot!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
donyail says:
I just would like to know, is Jessica pregnant? She's surely hiding her belly alot!
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm