Jessica Simpson is continuing her state fair/casino concert tour, but critics have not been very kind. One even noted,
"It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson's show at the Avalon
Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck -- at some point, a train knows where
it's going."
Ouch! Apparently she seems to treat the concerts more like a "therapy session" and she opens her trap a lot more than she should. Jess dedicated her song "You're My Sunday" to her boyfriend Tony Romo and then somehow started talking about gross bodily functions.
"I do pass gas a lot," Jessica said to the crowd. "I guarantee it smells like roses."
Ew! I think Jay Harvey just barfed! Just because country listeners (who already aren't fond of Jess) are sometimes from boring locations that does not mean that's how they entertain each other!
Maybe that explains all of the weird faces she was making at this concert. At least that part was mildly entertaining...
Ouch! Apparently she seems to treat the concerts more like a "therapy session" and she opens her trap a lot more than she should. Jess dedicated her song "You're My Sunday" to her boyfriend Tony Romo and then somehow started talking about gross bodily functions.
"I do pass gas a lot," Jessica said to the crowd. "I guarantee it smells like roses."
Ew! I think Jay Harvey just barfed! Just because country listeners (who already aren't fond of Jess) are sometimes from boring locations that does not mean that's how they entertain each other!
Maybe that explains all of the weird faces she was making at this concert. At least that part was mildly entertaining...
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JHfx says:
What is she wearing? She's usually smokin hot and then she goes extreme country?
Slightly irritated with all these sheepish bloggers says:
Well she is not disappointing country fans. All the fan reviews are fairly positive.
But certain Critics desperate for attention love writing these negative unfair/untrue reviews -which then get picked up on by outlets and blogs that always love to bash Jessica anyway and who for some strange reason choose to ignore the positive reviews. .
pity pouty party says:
OH for the love of God! She needs to get her fashion mojo back. The dress is bad enough but with those shoes?!!? Shame. I'll be your stylist Jess.
Hopefully she is very happy with Tony because she seems to not be taking what is left of her career too seriously - no?
JAY says:
Sheesh, since when does every country singer/person wear their dinner tablecloth out? See, while she can sing when she isn't trying to out moan a porn star, she is mocking the genre, assuming all those interested in it or singing it must dress like the Sears catalogue before it's used in the outdoor facilities. She should look around...even Carrie (that irritating live action Barbie doll) wears Rihannesque boots at times. Let the voice sell, wear some normal clotes, and shut the hell up about your bodily functions. She's the one that is going to short circuit what could be a passable career in a field she theoretically could excel in.
Aw, well, I won't be buying her stuff so I shouldn't care, natch, and I don't, but the simpleton way of going about "becoming" country just screams condescension.
All finished. Y'all happy now? Cue the dueling banjos, eh?
JAY says:
Sheesh, since when does every country singer/person wear their dinner tablecloth out? See, while she can sing when she isn't trying to out moan a porn star, she is mocking the genre, assuming all those interested in it or singing it must dress like the Sears catalog before it's used in the outdoor facilities. She should look around...even Carrie (that irritating live action Barbie doll) wears Rihannasque boots at times. Let the voice sell, wear some normal clothes, and shut the hell up about your bodily functions. She's the one that is going to short circuit what could be a passable career in a field she theoretically could excel in.
Aw, well, I won't be buying her stuff so I shouldn't care, natch, and I don't, but the simpleton way of going about "becoming" country just screams condescension.
All finished. Y'all happy now? Cue the dueling banjos, eh?
avionne says:
Everybody should all already know that..yes she's talented..her voice is great and yes she's very pretty..but she doesn't really use her brain too much...and whats up with her and the this country thing all of a sudden..???
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snooper says:
Tony & Jessica are over & done so put a fork in it & say WELL DONE boy. Everyman likes his meat well done RIGHT?
cyber poll says:
Well, Ive noticed no new photos of Jessica and Tony for 22 days now. I would have to say splitsville. If not already, the People magazine should put him over the edge. If it doesn't, then those two yahoos are made for each other.
T says:
She shouldnt wear that dress it makes her look preggers....
Limey says:
"But certain Critics desperate for attention love writing these negative unfair/untrue reviews -which then get picked up on by outlets and blogs that always love to bash Jessica anyway and who for some strange reason choose to ignore the positive reviews."
Right, because every negative review is actually a cry for attention (is there an emoticon for sarcasm?)
Untrue? I was there that night, and it was torture - in this case, a positive review would be lying.