So in "John McCain is probably disheartened news", it has been revealed that the 17-year-old Bristol Palin, daughter of newly announced Alaskan vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, is pregnant.
Bristol is five months along, and the father says he doesn't want to marry her ass. This totally makes that Heidi Montag thing look respectable.
Levi Johnston, the father a self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" (adorable!), says that he doesn't want kids on his MySpace page.
Sarah Palin, however, claims that Levi will be marrying Bristol. Or else.
"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family," she said in a statement.
John McCain reportedly knew about all of this, though. So maybe he's not disheartened.
I am SO thrilled that something in this campaign finally defeated Michelle Obama's fashion choices in being my primary concern.
Bristol is five months along, and the father says he doesn't want to marry her ass. This totally makes that Heidi Montag thing look respectable.
Levi Johnston, the father a self-proclaimed "f*cking redneck" (adorable!), says that he doesn't want kids on his MySpace page.
Sarah Palin, however, claims that Levi will be marrying Bristol. Or else.
"Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family," she said in a statement.
John McCain reportedly knew about all of this, though. So maybe he's not disheartened.
I am SO thrilled that something in this campaign finally defeated Michelle Obama's fashion choices in being my primary concern.
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Amanda says:
If your parents are making the decisions about what you do in the sack, you've got bigger problems than Bristol Palin. I'm fairly certain it was one of the first things brought up about Sarah Palin's candidacy, so I have a feeling nobody'll be jumping any time soon, except maybe Levi, who should probably run for his life.
midwesterner says:
I'm not too concerned about the comment on My Space, either the redneck or the 'I don't want kids' comment. No one wants kids at 17. It just happens.
Even though this election is more exciting than normal, frankly, I don't like any of the candidates. Let's see, we have a man with charisma but has only 3 years experience as a Senator. He chose a running mate who has plagarized more than once and is known to shoot off his mouth. Okay, so he's a man without an original thought and doesn't think before speaking. Great. On the other ticket we have a geriatric with a history of cancer. He has as his running mate a woman under investigation for ethics violations, with a new baby, and now a pregnant daughter.
Are you telling me this is the best we can do in this country?
Kittycatastrophe says:
I wish they would stop using Trig as a talking point. He deserves his privacy as much as Bristol, yet Mom(?) and Dad seem to have no problem putting him out front if it advances their cause.
Kittycatastrophe says:
I wish they would stop using Baby Trig as a talking point. He deserves his privacy as much as Bristol, yet Mom(?) and Dad seem to have no problem putting him out front if it advances their cause.
Mimi says:
Perfect example of the "successes" of abstinence only sex education.
wildflower509 says:
As both presidential candidates stated, Leave The Families, Especially The Children, Out Of This! i totally agree and applaud them both for this statemtnt....
Sarah (NOT Palin) says:
BWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Kristi says:
Jeezus J... get off the politics already and back to what you do best.
T-Bone says:
Teenagers sometimes go too far no matter how educated they are or how good the parenting. Believe me, when we were teenagers we were doing all kinds of things no one knew about, in spite of the fact that most of us had strict, church-going, educated parents. I don't think anyone could have stopped us either ;). Having said that, sex-education is vital. Most of it should be coming from parents, however.
2 Old 4 This says:
on one ticket, we've got an old guy & and an inexperienced idiot
and on the other ticket
aaaahhh - why repeat myself?
JARED SMITHE says:
Lets see now.. Maybe Sarah
Palin can use Jamie Lynne
Spears as an example for her own daughter..They are
both the same age and Jamie
and her boyfriend did not
get married..And all has worked out fine.. Now is the time to bring out new
laws for under age mothers
to give them benefits they
can not afford
get over it says:
yes, sex ed should come from the parents. in THIS case, the parent preaches abstinence ONLY sex ed.
see how well that worked out?
get over it says:
yes, sex ed should come from the parents. in THIS case, the parent preaches abstinence ONLY sex ed.
see how well that worked out?
Stephanie says:
Kristi, politicians are celebrities too. I forget who said it, but one of my favorite quotes is "Washington is just Hollywood for ugly people." Not every story has to be about who's fist is in Lindsay Lohan now
leilah says:
I must be dreaming -- if so, I don't wanna wake up!!! Is it even possible that on his myspace page young Levi Johnston has listed as his hero -- Barack Obama? That there's even a big Obama "vote for change" banner under "about me:"!!
Someone must've put up that myspace page for the Palin grandbaby daddy (possible, considering that this 18 yr old jock apparently only has 3 friends, none of whom are Bristol?), cuz, otherwise, it's my birthday!!
leilah says:
I must be dreaming -- if so, I don't wanna wake up!!! Is it even possible that on his myspace page young Levi Johnston has listed as his hero -- Barack Obama? That there's even a big Obama "vote for change" banner under "about me:"!!
Someone must've put up that myspace page for the Palin grandbaby daddy (possible, considering that this 18 yr old jock apparently only has 3 friends, none of whom are Bristol?), cuz, otherwise, it's my birthday!!
Kristi says:
Stephanie- thanks for the info . I come to ASL for entertainment, certainly not to inform myself about what matters in the real world. Unfortunately, that doesn't seem to be true for most here. Sad.
glarbo says:
hi, I'm glarbo, I just want to say that of course she's pregnant, she's hot... if I was a highschool jock, I'd be tapping that too.
glarbo says:
hi, I'm glarbo, I just want to say that of course she's pregnant, she's hot... if I was a highschool jock, I'd be tapping that too.